Finished Folds (1441—1460)
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11I knew my sister was virgin (that box was checked) but it took 8 months to secure the manakete head. I brought the head and my sister's tears to the blacksmith but he said
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4to pay my debts to the swear jar but my mom grew more devious. She made a racist jar too and charged me $50 when I asked for vinegar please. She would wet the back of my shirt and
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5a duck and stuffed it in a chicken. For years after, he'd call that trick the duck bunny chicken. It became his go-to at parties, meetings, events of all nature. The rest of the ga
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4In addition to her abnormally tremendous knockers, I also noticed she was wearing a wire. So I said "Excusez-moi. Is this the way to the big tower?" She said "Entre vous. Rapide!"
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2mmm hmmm, right there, there, Ahhhhohhhh!" Vixen let out a primal scream which woke up Wes again. He'd passed back out and awoke to see Ed and a disheveled Vixen curled up under
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2I'd been silently picketing outside El Diablo for months but business had never been better. They did have an amazing carne asada burrito. That I had to admit. But I admonished
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3he really must've been at the end of the line when they were handing out superpowers. A good swimmer? I could kick his ass with a snorkel and a hammer. Try me. Just try me.
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3he crystal mountain. "You know," said the Wolfman "the sun is just another star." Dracula glared at him. "No, you moron, the sun is the sun." He punched the Wolfman in the shoulder
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2super steamy story where beings with centuries of life experience choose to hang out with high school chicks & jocks. The library goons then grabbed The Brothers Karamazov & Farenh
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4and was subsequently beaten severely while Randy was left alone to rub his head on butcher paper. Interestingly enough, Randy's head had been shat upon and the drawing he made
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7of shiitake mushrooms for 1-72 hours. Season heavily with salt and red pepper flakes. My mouth was watering so bad. I loved my new cookbook, WHAT A CROCK!, and was ready to
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5My last foray had ended badly when I broke down due to crippling indecision over whether to get long lasting odor control or instant relief from odors. Why God Why! I had 3 days to
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3sacred waters. The commode hadn't been cleaned in so long, a new lifeform had evolved. He called himself the toilet whisperer and each new deposit made him stronger.
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4excrement, people were starting to take notice. The clones only cared about themselves and their offspring. They didn't give a damn about the moon, much less the Earth. Greenpeace
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3reality is devoid of sensory meaning, empty, and that to truly *be* one must accept the inevitable effect of ego upon the interpretation of experience. They gave the bug his sugar.
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11ever. That was four years ago. The effects weren't actually as tangible as you might think. The most noteworthy change was that I began to think like a lima bean. I noticed
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11I figured I'd take this guidance counselor meeting seriously for once. I wanted a job that maximized money/effort. I didn't care about fame, integrity, or "happiness". I want money
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5THE RULES: 1) No Typing. 2) No dictating. 3) No telekinesis / man-computer mind melds. 4) No pointing, no clicking, no mousing, no touchpadding. Failure to adhere to THE RULES
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6I dried off and wrapped the towel around my waist. Entering my bedroom, I dropped the towel and glanced up to see my wife's friend standing there. We held eye contact for a full 5