Finished Folds (1461—1480)

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  med into the coalition's fragile psyche with a forceful force's full force. The Coalition Against Little Motherpheasantpluckers (CALM) would not allow this motherplucking bullship

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  that. I have, in fact, lived out many of the finished stories we've created. Lived them out before they were written. Either it's all a giant multifaceted conspiracy or FS Déjà-vu

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  fumes were ejected out the front of the coveralls when he sat down. Amazingly, gramps'd still deny everything, even when all visual, auditory, and olfactory evidence pointed at his

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  and unintentionally giving the blokes to his left the Irish salute. They got pissed and gave Joe an Australian handshake which required immediate medical attention. Joe's hand

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  Happiness is a breakfast burrito. That is all.

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  , positioned himself under it & swallowed it whole as it came down. Tom's ass then shrunk two sizes. "Holy shit!" said Roseanne. "You want one now, huh?" said Tom. The second peach

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  Nervous as a cat in a rocker factory I pried open the lid. Inside were the answers to all my prayers, sorted in the order in which they were received. God does listen, sometimes.

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  and the cameras kept rolling. The live studio audience group sex session took another turn when Door #3 revealed a bedroom full of S&M gear. Three of Barker's beauties were tied

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  Once upon a time there was a 'Goldilocks' planet where everything was just right. Perfect. But some of the animals started to question things after a while. "Why

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  He grew even more concerned that the schizophrenia was back when the strong aroma of asparagus pee wafted up from the bowl. He hated asparagus. He looked around. "Hello?"

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  Al reviewed the year's results. Screen time:Reading, Goal 1:1. Result 6:1. Percent calories from protein, fat, carbs, Goal 20/40/40, Result 10/60/30. Hours of sleep per night, Goal

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  his video diary. Time spent to make the diary: approx. 82 hours. Cost: negligible since he got the camera as a gift. Remembering Moss properly: priceless.

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  He had the faintest recollection of having a truly outstanding idea. On his hand was written "asparagus goal priceless". Asparagus goal priceless? What in the hell did that mean?

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  It was an extra ordinary day. A day whose events would become infamous. Charles arrived at his office in Normal, Indiana to find that his suspicions

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  For most folks the fine line between creative writing and nonsensical jibberjabber is crossed right around

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  2013-01-26 18:38:30

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  wayward sons who have already folded and provide fodder for those who must fold after you. Do not worry if it seems to be total gibberish." The voice said. "Just ... go with it."

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  As the boss, he quit trying long ago. Sure he showed up, but basically just dicked around all day. He had his feet up watching Entourage season 5, disk 2 when the bigger, regional

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  up with that rich sailor from the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Ariel gave Sebastian a little spite 'kick' with her flipper as she adjusted her rack and fluffed her hair. Today, she was

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  2013-01-25 17:28:05

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  He slowly s l o w l y pried the cap off the 22 oz'er under his desk. A seeming success, he glanced around. Nobody noticed. Then he poured the stout into an opaque mug. Ahhh Friday.

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  It was classic John versus Jim. Older versus younger. Calculating versus impetuous. Slower versus faster. Weaker versus stronger. Loser versus winner. Obviously,

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