Finished Folds (1561—1580)
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6Years of vegemite consumption led to early onset cataracts but the hobo's plans are set; sight is no longer needed. At the stroke of midnight it will be 1977. In 15 minutes Big Ben
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4and offered the perky coed a cup of chamomile. "My God!" she screamed. "That ghost's attacking him!" Venkman looked calmly at Ray. Sure enough, a slimy green tentacle was choking
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6bodies together backstage before a big show. The friction was sooo stimulating. Then Earitate would take the stage and putrify every last earhole within a tri-county radius. Listen
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10"Harry! That's no way to talk about our Muffy. It's not her fault she was made from a box. Not every muffin can be made from scratch!" Blueberry Harry looked down at Muffy's stump.
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3"Yeah, did you see mine?!" 49erFaithful cut in. That was awesome the way you set it up & I knocked it out of the park!" The FoldingStory Anonymous meeting leader cleared his throat
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2STOP. Hammer Time. General 2Pac was having none of it. Try to picture 2Pac rollin. You can't see him. Pac rolled up on Pres. Snoop Dogg & the Emperor of the Hammer Pants in a gangs
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2The I.T. Tech was thoroughly confused. The cache of 'penis', 'cheap vodka', and 'internet dating' sites was troubling. But then there were bookmarks for '.gif' and 'alphabet'. What
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3& then checkmate, he thought to himself. You old dog you, she doesn't stand a chance. Laverne was in for a treat. "Stoking the boiler" never failed to produce a raucous evening of
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4g about the warrant out for your arrest, your jokes aren't funny, and your eyes are too far apart. It's clear you have no social skills. I don't like you. Nobody likes you. Still,
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4of the alphabet. "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog" scored 72. "Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" scored 118. Hilarious double entendres scored more Word Olympics p
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5It was 4:19pm on April 20th. We'd road-tripped all the way from Portland, Maine to Weed, California & felt as if we'd been preparing our entire lives for what was about to unfold.
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4the right moment. She had to be attractive, but not too attractive. Ideally, like a 7 or an 8. If he timed it just right she'd end up staring right at his penis. Good times.
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2rape, pillage, rend asunder, fornicate, abdicate, save, bless, redress, caress, undress, destress, shock, awe, and fornicate. She liked fornicate. All in the name of good cinema.
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3The Jesus's Lawn Care van arrived right on time Wednesday morning. I thanked God every day I'd found him. What a nice guy, and the lawn had never been greener. One day Jesus
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5He was dressed in drag, had 8 neck tattoos and was purchasing 3 peaches, a large bottle of Popov, 2 boxes of Summer's Eve, some Cracker Jack, and a rolling pin. I said "Welcome to
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1, dollies, and doilies skyrocketed in popularity, soon merging with Apple, Starbucks, and Costco to form a global conglomerate hell-bent on world domination. These sensitive He-men
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2arage and charged her parents a 2 gold tariff for each entry. Heidi's banana castle kingdom thrived. She fed her crocs jalapenos until they breathed dragonfire and taught her dog
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5would make my peace with Yahweh. I flexed my arthritic hands and began to crumble sacred leaves of persimmon, liverwort, and oak into the pool. I stirred the water, slowly chanting
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2and your salami will be fine." Mayo winked but in his rush to unwrap the salami he tore open a bag of trail mix and spilled his seed on her belly. The stewardess gasped
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3the devil incarnate inhabiting my bowels. When He exited in a cloud of sulfurous gas from betwixt my tender cheeks a foghorn sounded and I passed out. The pastor screamed for every