Finished Folds (1541—1560)
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4I still had that nagging 299 game on my mind. I couldn't think of anything else but to finally roll a 300. "Screw it." Instead of school, I had my son keep score while I
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3"Furthermore, nonsensical sentences sentence sentences more further." Professor Purple Hat grinned. He turned back to the chalkboard and a spitball whizzed past the wizard's head
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2seize the day!" he said. "Get while the gettin's good! Don't waste a moment! Why, when I was your age..." he continued, but I
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1I traveled & taught how to lift your right foot and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing that, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand. Can't do it, can you? I, Phil
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5anything but pure unfiltered blue agave syrup. Honey was for pagans. Pooh looked askance at Eeyore and Rabbit, took a shot of agave, and suggested they leave immediately or
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2"OK, not bad" said Charly, "but does it really convey the nutritional powerhouse and flavor bonanza that lentils really are?" Bob, the chairperson of the Society for Lentil
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4liberties with Big Bob and decided to do something about it. I walked up to little Ms. Thang and grabbed her by the hair. Instantly two men in sunglasses put what looked like a
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6Hot damn and sakes alive! There hadn't been a three-whooper since the Queen had finally been convinced to try fish tacos back in '99. This particular sandwich was not unlike
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5I introduced the syllabus for COM 210, went through the usual rigamarole. A hand was tentatively raised. "So, um, when do we learn to talk using our, ah, pubic areas, or you know
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3the windowwasher into thinking he was a Cuban cabana boy so that she could fulfill yet another of her kinky role-playing escapades. Major Major Major burst in on the Reinholds just
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6Yen Jeng had gotten unbelievably trashed at Valles Marineris last night. Now this Venitian was up his ass about his jacked-up rover. Yen was in no mood. The iron oxide stains from
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3maybe our wages won't be garnished by the galactic internet overlords due to data overages. IM me about it. No wait, FB me. No wait, text me. Email me? Ahhhhh! #boycotttwitter!
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4HENrietta was genetically engineered and artificially enhanced to have huge white breasts and juicy dark thighs. But she was mechanically separated at birth from Derik who's pecker
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3"It's OK" I replied into the walkie talkie. "It's just a dream." "No" he said. "These visions are real." I looked at the wall. The Doomsday Clock ticked off another minute. 11:56.
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5threw the net down on the Shadowmaster but it crumpled to the ground, empty. "Huh?" said Det. Manatee. Shadowmaster laughed and not one but two shadows shrunk into darkness. 8 days
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5trying to do the right thing. Build a Death Star, fine. Performance enhancing drugs, great. Pure evil taking over the universe by force, sure whatever. Nate
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3I picked you a bouquet of wildflowers but they decomposed, formed their own soil, and turned into a bunch of mushrooms.
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5It was dry out so I should have known. But while my guard was down my sister blasted me with 50,000 volts of static. In the hospital, I sharpened down my big toenail to a point
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5"30, huh? Damn. That's my Vegas money right there. Well, Sister Maria's gotta die. Call Father John. He knows a good Cleaner. I'll get you the extra 20 Gs right after church."
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5his face with a sleeve. She was screaming for help, someone to help her brother. Distraught, Helen looked up into the face of a stranger. He was yelling but she couldn't hear