Finished Folds (1581—1600)

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  she then admired herself in the mirror. Hatshepsut's amulet sparkled gloriously against Andrea's chest. Her eyes narrowed. The final piece in her intricate plans for

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  be upset but he seemed oddly into it. A couple weeks later a friend directed me to a YouTube link. "Oh no" I thought. The link was titled: Village Idiot Whips out Privates. It had

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  stool sample research she'd been conducting in her off-hours. She'd assembled enough evidence to show conclusively that differentiating between human feces and Shinola shoe polish

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  for the loo if this fly would shoo. Shoo fly, shoo! I need to skip the queue for the loo. My darling Lou's shoe flattened the fly. I could skip my loo queue! Heathrow's loo queues

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  e any bluer?" The sky responded with a cloud of locusts. Oops, wrong question. The locusts descended on the headless corpse. A rainbow appeared in the sky and a voice

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  Hello, A story you clicked on is ongoing. You can add to the story here:

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  2013-01-10 19:30:35

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  This is a test of your ability to infer meaning. To 'read between the lines'. What is your conclusion after considering the evidence?

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  2013-01-10 19:28:32

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  and advance 10 spaces. "Your turn." My friend drew a card. "How many official FoldingStory Rules are there? A)10 B)16 C)26 D)31." "Hmm, uh, 16?" I checked. "Nope. 26! Now you have

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  2013-01-10 19:02:27

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  provide evidence to crack history's greatest unsolved mysteries. Understandably, most folks were put off by Prof. Fugu's outfit (cybernetic underwear and bat wings) but he found

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  The efficiency expert smirked at me from behind her desk. "So, Jim, it says here you're a Junior Executive Coordinator. In your own words, what would you say you do around here?"

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  2013-01-03 18:47:07

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  A trap door opened beneath her feet and she slid down a steep chute onto a bed of seagrass. Manatee looked up from trimming his goatee. "Hello darlin'. So now you know. It was me!"

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  2013-01-03 18:13:21

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  an act so unspeakably vile & abhorrent that I certainly won't be describing it here. Ask your sister, she knows. The bacon was crisping up nicely and the toast popped up. The boys

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  2013-01-03 18:07:16

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  ed him and he'd hand them a stinking rose (garlic bulb) smooshed with fresh feces. Just three Ratgoddess contestants remained. The Ratgod announced: "Excellent! Now it is time for

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  2013-01-02 22:53:53

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  exactly why he chose to spend his life delicately handling another man's balls. He could've been a bus driver, a sandwich artist, an architect, a statistician. Testicle Repair Man

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  2013-01-02 22:48:51

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  which in turn spilled out of my intricately doodled Trapper Keeper. To be known as "The Guy Who Eats A Lot Of Pizza" you've got to really want it. You can't just eat a lot. You've

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  2013-01-02 22:42:55

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  amazing genetically perfected artificially enhanced meal replacement product available today. Quorn brand fungus: Delicious! Side effect may include

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  . He had a certain je ne sais quoi but I don't think the audience really 'got him'. Next up at the talent show was a mute ventriloquist. His act was kind of like charades but with

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  2013-01-02 02:36:14

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  from deep, deep within his core. It felt like eons since he'd erupted. Olympus Mons had never seen something as sexy as Jenny's lambada. The lava began to trickle out until

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  2013-01-02 02:29:44

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  the mouth breathers across the way. They'd made their killing with the idea of TV on the radio. I know, you say, been done. Well, the mouth breathers made a mint. I lobbed a melon

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  s and there she was. Resplendent in shimmering gold. Curved in all the right places; a smile that made you feel special. Harv's champagne wobbles faded and he approached Mrs. Right

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