Finished Folds (1601—1620)
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10d and unsurprisingly discovered a complicated net of unscrupulous business transactions between Pink Floyd and apparent ringleader Bob Weir. Hemp Panties were just the tip of the
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4is wrong with you? Angela's been dead for 8 years Charly." Charly stared blankly. "Oh, yeah, guess I was just trying to relate" he said glumly. Ned finished his vodka. "Let me
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5get you the hell out of here!" Caspar said to the emperor's daughter. The Friendly Ghost had devirginized her in the orbiting haunted house's hot tub. The emperor arrived
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5my grandmother flung gobs of wet stuffing with a spoon. Dickie's reanimated corpse burst from the turkey's gaping cavity like
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3She realized for the countless time how much you miss things previously taken for granted. ~A butterfly's erratic flightpath.~ ~The hum of a bee.~ A nanobot landed on Sylvia's arm
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3Hi PurpleProf, Everything looks in order to me...no apologies necessary. FYI, you can send direct messages under the ACCOUNT tab. But maybe you know that & this is a FS mindtweak?
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2Fred walked hesitantly into The Spot, a nightclub he'd learned of from mysterious Madame X. He was wary, but then he spotted Big Bob from accounting, and LaRonda sipping a cosmo.
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6out directions to the hottest nightclub in town." Fred unfolded his map. "Ah, there it is." Madame X marked The Spot. Madame X had something special planned that night at The Spot.
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3can, extra mayo, every time. With that, I resolved to eat one last tuna salad sandwich before the ball dropped. I walked into the local Hungarian joint and ordered the #3, extra ma
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3consistent pattern of anonymous benevolence. Myron seemed to be committing random acts of kindness with no apparent benefit to himself. But why? Jane watched Myron sip his martini
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3Came home, drank about 8 or 9 Budweisers, then went straight to bed. I dreampt of thick rivers cascading as waterfalls into the ocean. So much water. Flowing. Streaming. Then
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1What'll Happen Next! The live studio audience loved the tick circus act, but as things sometimes turn out on that show, a crazed wildebeest stampeded through and gored
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3of the fittest wasn't just some nerd's theory played out in the jungle any more. It was kill or be killed, from L.A. to Tokyo and back. About 2/3 died within the first 6 months.
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3was too delicious to stop. Sarek's men fired gumdrops at the rock candy walls, turning them to piles of FunDip. Then Surak stopped for a taste. "Ambush! This is Aspartame's work."
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5You know that feeling that there's someone behind you, someone in the basement, behind the shower curtain. That uncertainty about whether the door was already ajar. That's
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6was blind, one was deaf, & one was both blind & deaf but his resume stated that he could smell very well. The usual chores weren't what I was worried about though. I needed someone
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4With the Admiral's leadership focusing the full force of the grammar nazis, anything misspelled, punctuatively-challenged, or grammatically incorrect would be deemed unclean and
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5the halfling's leaf and the mustar..." "This bread is made from Shire leaf?" the wizard interrupted. "Well yes." I answered. "Would you like some?" But he was gone. Vanished.
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3on in people's minds that would allow them to convince themselves that the situation was acceptable? The three men and a baby
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4an" and Karim starting really getting into it, with all kinds of pelvic thrusts and sneers into the imaginary camera. His audience was surprisingly uninterested. Mostly, they just