Finished Folds (1621—1640)
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7olian resistance was no match for the Irish Republican Army but while the Catholics attention was diverted, the Moors stole the grail and had placed an ad in the local newspaper
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5are probably asking yourself what the hell I'm talking about. Well, let me dumb it down for you so you'll understand. I'm the street. You're the gutter. I
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3a surge of hope. His quest for retribution was righteous, but he did not yet possess the tools for success. Old Master told him to free his mind from the burden of fear. Luke asked
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3il I bumped into Betty & Veronica. Neytiri would have to wait. If I could notch two Comic-Conquests at once, I had to go for it. Betty giggled "Wow, R2, have you been working out?"
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5"Water? Where we're going, we don't need water." The Captain shook a mane of snow white Caucasian afro out of his helmet, and pressed a button on the Titanic's main console. Wings
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4colossal boners in history like the Titanic and Hindenburg disasters. A Starbucks barista had accidentally made the driver's Venti triple RedEye with decaf. The driver fell asleep
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4the Manace, Dennis's older cousin. Janice looked very masculine and we'd teased her relentlessly throughout childhood. And here she'd just heroically saved me. I threw myself
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5woke up with the mother of all neck cricks. I had a crick in my neck so bad I couldn't even move my eyes. I just lay on the kitchen floor and listened to the drops of rain. Suicide
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4but the line for complaints was ridiculous. Bob had eternity, but still, c'mon. He wasn't sure if the sulfurous rank was brimstone or the naked old men grunt squatting. Satan's gym
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4but I had both hands free again for Star Wars Angry Birds. Once I got people to agree not to get in my way while I played they were free to harvest all the nose cheese they could
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8Neil Sedaka's course was only $89.95 down at the local Elk's Lodge. Everything from sneaking out after a one night stand to prepping for disputed divorce proceedings was covered.
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5You know how some people will tell you it's better to look back and say 'I can't believe I did that', rather than 'I wish I had'? Well, I'm guessing those people have never
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3MEMO to all citizens. Christmas is cancelled, effective immediately. Please proceed directly to December 31. Happy new year!
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4, and Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo (look it up if you don't believe me). Cats are catty, squirrels are a bit squirrely, but Shih Tzus never
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1calm down and have a Vanilla Ice T with an extra Ice Cube. Lars ordered one from Willie his waiter, but they were all sold out. Willie recommended Lars try an Arnold Palmer. That's
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2glazed over and my mouth was dry but my mind was awash with visions of dancing bears and I felt no pain. In fact, even though I'd been cramped in a storm drain for 6 hours I felt
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4were struck by bolts of lightning from their computers. FoldingStory creators Ben, Noah, Geoff & Dan looked down from above on their users and shook their heads. The Folding Elite
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6a virtual farmer stormed out of his house with a shotgun & threatened to blow the heads off our virtual pranksters if we virtually tipped any more of his cows. We had no choice but
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5There's nothing I can't do. There's nothing I can't do. There's nothing I can't do. Whew. OK. Whew. Whew. Here goes
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3I think my current condition can be accurately traced to the time when I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet of a Tijuana campground. I had no other toothbrush for the trip, so I