Finished Folds (1641—1660)
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4Previously on FoldingStory: Half-man, half-manatee, all detective Manatee P.I. experienced total ocular self-doubt before being swallowed whole by a hippo. Also, Santa became evil.
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3ia lovers button & responded at least once per conversation with "That's what she said!" Still, for all his blatant asshattery, he was an expert photosynthesis scientist & the leaf
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5the coup de grâce. Aunt Mildred's fruitcake. EvilSanta would send a fruitcake à la Mildred to each household and while they were incapacitated the Franken-elves and robot reindeer
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3forget to zip up your fly before hopping in your Hummer lest you drive right off a fiscal cliff while trying to multitask. Don't get Greg'd.
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4"Anything liquid, flammable, perishable, or hazardous in here sir?" "Nope, just a book." Inside was a fruit salad mixed with gasoline stored in a glass bowl. I was sending my ex
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5decisions to make before submitting their latest lambic to the tasting panel. Ted wanted to put two dollops of loganberry in the wort but Walter said he was nuts. "Two dollops!"
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2gers were encouraged to clean their firearms and compare fresh kills. Practice shooting was discouraged, except on transatlantic no no flights where they'd usually set up targets
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5crayons and black construction paper are used to keep score. No lima bean crayon, no game, no exceptions. The sixth rule is that anytime two players land on the same square
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3white matter from the grey, who were the preferred customers. My Brain Bistro was doing a booming business. I even had plans to open another location. Then the TV was turned on.
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4A freshly sharpened pencil. Your favorite song. Cool water on a hot day. Hot water on a cool day. A good joke. The second beer. Requited love. Wildflowers. Snow on Christmas Day.
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1convinced one of the vampire books to switch jackets with her and then threw herself onto the floor. Sure enough, not 2 minutes later Tess was purchased by Wally Turkis. Wally
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3under that Flapjack. He was just so flat, so round, so fluffy. Irresistible. Maybe if I let those Belgians over there have a taste of my blueberries, Flapjack would get jealous and
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7but it's been proven irrefutable. Just look at this one, what do you see? "Uh, a spider?" Wrong. Try again. "A leaf?" Close. It's a bug with 8 legs. Now concentrate. How about this
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6arrived in the form of Dog the Bounty Hunter who was hired by the Top Dog to bring Kinsky Miawrinsky to justice. It's a dog-eat-dog world & Dog mad-dogged Kinsky before barking at
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2Have you heard?! The restructured meat product sandwich is back! It's back! I'm going to stop on my way home and get three. Two to eat right away and one to put in the fridge for
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5moldy edges until the Knife From Above came down, trimmed off the edges & put it in a new Ziploc. McCheese was safe again. The Mayor needed everything perfect for Capt. Crackers'
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5rilla fur tank top in the whole swap meet. He put it on, but you really couldn't tell the difference. I asked the odd gentleman to deliver a package to Mr. Beckham & pulled the pin
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5you're free to stammer out some awkward smalltalk with your crush. If you're not careful though, she may notice the FoldingStory icon you've chosen, which is a
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3o. The elephant in the room was that the skeleton in the teacher's closet was gay. Once the skeleton came out of the closet and declared his love for Willy's willy we all thought
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3..." "Fascinating, utterly fascinating." she interrupted. "But what's your opinion on surgically enhanced mammary glands?" The disguised Martian tore her blouse open. The professor