Finished Folds (1661—1680)
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2"What about the prints we got back in '52 when Kringle forgot his gloves?" "Nope. Those burned up during the fire at Langley a few years ago." "Well, on December 25th, you'd better
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6After that, Fold #5 just kinda sat around for a while, not really accomplishing much of anything. He was basically a waste of space. Dead air. Suddenly Fold #6
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4One thing was sure: that was not a wormhole. Everything was slippery and moist. Very dark. It smelled a bit like guava, but with heavy iron overtones. Suddenly a large cylinder
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2Be yourself. It's never too late to change. It's no use crying over spilt milk. The squeaky wheel gets the grease. Respect your elders. Don't talk to strangers. Don't eat yellow
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12This FoldingStory is intended strictly for use by authors and members of FoldingStory.com. All characters are fictitious. Any similarities to actual events or persons is purely
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7Oh, hey look! There it is! Excuse me, I'm gonna need a minute here...
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3Tommy Chong set up a table with goods for sale as the stoners, potheads, dopers, hippies, rastamen, dabblers, shirkers, fornicators & neo nazi zoom dweebies filed into auditoreum.
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3Hands are unfortunately not accustomed to the nuances of human greetings, so the Jedi Hand took the advance as an act of aggression. The Hand promptly confiscated his lightsaber &
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4floor tenant had rented out floors 9 & 10 and demolished them to make room for an End of the World Celebration. But the party-goers were put off by Mr. Nester's odor from the 6th
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5which corroborated Dr. Fadoodledaddle's second hypothesis: that Mrs. Farkus'd had the meatloaf. Dr. F cried out "Ah-ha! So you *were* with J.R. the night he was shot!" "No no" Mrs.
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549erFaithful is listed as probable (chores/kids) for SF @ NE, Sunday 12/16. We'll continue to provide regular updates as the situation clarifies.
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5I'd received a coupon for a free checkup down at the new clinic so I stopped by. "Any problems?" the Dr. asked. "Nope!" I said. "Well, let's do a full transfusion just to be safe."
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5This was gonna be great! I scratched again, a little harder this time. What to do with my paid day off?! Scratch. Scratch, scratch. I felt fantastic. I looked in the mirror
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8No one was paying attention because Ook had drawn a picture of Mr. Randy with big cavewoman boobs on a rock & passed it to Glok. Glok guffawed and Gak fell off her chair. Mr Randy
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1had realized he played for the other team he'd get all philosophical whenever his wife Marissa came on to him. Giomo just wasn't that into her anymore. He wanted something more. So
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2ready to ring the bell. With new University hazing prevention rules, we'd had to get creative with this round of pledges. The panties slid off Sven's face as a facial hair fanatic
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3d insurance premiums. My broker had tripled my rate after I was filmed jumping from outer space into the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Boy, what a rush though. I had a
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2So you baffle them with bullshit. Something like "Of course Santa's real. Realer than what? This calculator - stardust. This paperclip - electrons, protons & neutrons. But Santa,
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3in sets of 12, mostly standard, but some with grotesque quaternary disambiguations. The cyber cobbler attempted to cleave the digital mutants but the remnants became independent.
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1Jerry was excited to take "new guy" Ravi to the club but Jimi, Janis, Ron, Kurt, and Jim said no, sorry, the 27 Club is only for