Finished Folds (1681—1700)
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6and the proposed plan to transition the commune into reusable toilet paper. They'd gone through 72 rolls last month alone and the Director was fed up. Blumenthal asked
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5Uh, Blue Fish?" Manatee P.I. knew the Chief Inspector had been dugong-napped. None but the evil Dr. Narwhal could pull off such a bold caper. "Did someone say capers?" asked
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7and since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. After, he looked
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5from the babelbush to the breakfast bars, but hadn't expected this. The cop screamed at the medic "Shmeartz spionum! My foot! It's plattened!" The nurse examined his tutsicles
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3wallowed in it. Let the envy & carrot-desire wash over him. The taproot of Marvin's miraculous carrot was swirled with beautiful purples, oranges and reds. Plus, Farmer Joe noticed
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4cheekies and a pushup bra. "Go on" her Mom said when Cindy opened them. "Don't be rude, try them on!" Cindy stuck her tongue out at me & went to change. I put a pillow over my lap
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1e all over the place. A month later, several lesbians in attendance that day were inexplicably pregnant. The man in the giant penis costume had some SERIOUS explaining to do.
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6cleanup & promptly whacked a zinger through the bonus wicket for a triple rotunda! The Tobrukians celebrated, while Panzer division put the finishing touches on the moat. A tidal w
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3so he just nodded and smiled, and then called her "baby" for the rest of the night. Her groping became more bold and before Cramer knew it he found himself engaged
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4Hello faithful blog readers. I'm going to depart from our usual political discourse today and share a parable that I think will clearly illustrate the state of our society. Bob
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7and lived happily ever after. "I love it when a plan comes together" he laughed with a stogie out the side of his mouth. Roll credits.
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8<he winked> "just blame the maid, walking in a flaming wonderland!" <big smile>. "My God," gasped Jill. "That's ghastly!" Keith frowned, "OK, well how about
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3A Frito, a Cheeto & a Dorito were sitting around the pantry one day. The Cheeto said "I'm the cheesiest!" The Dorito said "I'm the most angular!" The Frito looked at the others and
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4What's it all about? Apparently, either being a freaky bisexual invisible horse-riding singer, a super handsome ridiculously accurate ball thrower, or a top heavy anorexic female.
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7trap of a wandering Aboriginal poacher. The poacher's pouch trap worked fabulously on kangaroos, koalas, wallabies, and dingos. The only issue was that great care must be taken whe
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4I still couldn't see anything but heard a voice. "You were struck by lightning. Stay calm and follow me." I tried to follow but couldn't. "It's OK. You'll have to leave your body."
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4ticked enough that he gave Donald the old unsmiling head nod/chin thrust. Well, Donald didn't take that well at all. He frowned at the Culligan Man & an all-out body language war
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5at my deluxe 36" convection rotisserie oven with magnetized infinitely adjustable racks and automatic elevation temperature adjustment and Big Bertha's cookie was cooked.
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4Apparently they're not making Twinkies any more. Well, you might as well just tell me the world's coming to an end because I don't want any part of a post-Twinkie life.
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3just steady yourselves because my new invention is going to make the toilet look like a bowl full of sh*t. I present to you, here, today, mankind's greatest achievement. It's