Finished Folds (161—180)
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2Bert erupted at Oscar. "You've been trying to split Ernie and I up for years! Well we're getting married, like it or not!" Oscar sneered from his trash can. "Not if Kim Davis and I
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5him her cat's pajamas. Inspector O'Shea accepted with alacrity and upon entering Catwoman's lair, was promptly clawed and infected with toxoplasmosis by her calico. O'shea
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2double doubles to start, and then the real eating began. He tucked an old fashioned into a Boston crème and then smushed it between two bear claws. Haglund had three of these, and
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2My eyes closed. I could feel the warmth of the gooey sugary moist mouthfuls already. My breathing grew heavy. Fully aroused, I opened my eyes and NO! The French toast was pilfered!
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3"Nice to meet you, Three. Me called Two." "You Too?" "No, I'm Two. You're Three. Aren't you?" "No, Yoo is my friend. She's from Taipai." "Ohhh, Type A. Scary." "Actually
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4He rode the dragon up through the volcanic ash cloud, grabbed a stray lightning bolt & turned to swoop down on Suzy Lee Jenkins, who'd disrespected his still art for the last time.
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11wants some more? All the hungry people. Where do they all come from? All the hungry people. Where will they all sit down?! Father McMurtry, writing the words of a paper that no one
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4Having nearly maximized my happiness bringing : effort ratio strategy I decided to ramp up production. Right after a quick power nap. Thusly napped, I sat down ready to fold
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4Write here. Write now. There is no other place I'd rather be.
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3that a Frenchman usually eats a banana, all sensual-like. No, this banana was eating this monkey more in the way that a German shepherd eats a ball of peanut butter. The banana
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3After that, I toweled off, put on my silk PJs, grabbed a gallon of milk, and settled into bed. I loved to drink at least a gallon of milk right before bed because
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4to lead him into the Himalayas. After 9 more years of interviews, reference checks, and probationary hires, he found Sherpa Yehtee Ballsh who'd first summitted Everest at eight and
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6d to no one in particular as Venkman put his hand on the handle and looked back at me with a raised eyebrow. Egon readied his Neutron Satchel and Venkman opened the fridge. We saw
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11through my nightguard & pulled the sheets up over my SpongeBob jammy top. "I was just ch- ch- checking up on some of my active stories, you know, to..." But I faltered when Manatee
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6Dirk's Drano for the megasized furball. The Wookie pounded the pint and it went straight through him. He said "Arhhhggghhahrrrrr". Jedi Hand just smiled and nudged Jedi Shariff to
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12e and end up facedown in the gutter with no pants on. When you end up facedown in the gutter with no pants on, you may be filmed on live TV. When you're filmed on live TV, you will
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3especially shaped to both envelope and penetrate my orifices in a way no man or woman had ever experienced before. I started my search with a quick internet query titled
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6the Thai whore who worked down the hall for some authentic dialogue so he knocked twice and entered.
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4I whistled Dixie down aisle 13, cheerfully oblivious to the fatal flaw in my Saturday afternoon gardening plans.
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5. In fact, Gaia was pissed. First, she withheld water from the Earthlings for many seasons. Then, she unleashed torrents of it all at once. The Earthlings bemoaned their poor luck