Finished Folds (161—180)
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7Hank was blown away when learning he'd come within a nose of being wiped out. Imagine his surprise when the next time he was picked up it was to dab the boob sweat off Kate Upton!!
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7portals to Samsara, where the three sisters of Attachment, Ignorance, and Malice lay in wait. Dr. Johnson believed himself just one final step from enlightenment, but in fact
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2But it hadn't counted on a fatal peanut allergy. When the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Marshall arrived, she put the dead eaglet in a specimen bag, drew her sidearm, and said "Someone ha
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1one-eyed trouser snake that he'd targeted for separation with extreme prejudice. Maybe there was something stronger in that keif Oliver'd acquired, or maybe he'd always just wanted
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5so when the lights went off and a loud recording boomed "POP QUIZ!" there was palpable apprehension. Everyone in the audience was forcefully secured to their chair. The lights came
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4to sea. Making a quick assessment, I noted I had plenty of food, drink, the latest issue of High Times & approximately four tons of the Herb Superb. And I lived happily ever after.
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2Bert erupted at Oscar. "You've been trying to split Ernie and I up for years! Well we're getting married, like it or not!" Oscar sneered from his trash can. "Not if Kim Davis and I
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5him her cat's pajamas. Inspector O'Shea accepted with alacrity and upon entering Catwoman's lair, was promptly clawed and infected with toxoplasmosis by her calico. O'shea
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2double doubles to start, and then the real eating began. He tucked an old fashioned into a Boston crème and then smushed it between two bear claws. Haglund had three of these, and
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2My eyes closed. I could feel the warmth of the gooey sugary moist mouthfuls already. My breathing grew heavy. Fully aroused, I opened my eyes and NO! The French toast was pilfered!
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3"Nice to meet you, Three. Me called Two." "You Too?" "No, I'm Two. You're Three. Aren't you?" "No, Yoo is my friend. She's from Taipai." "Ohhh, Type A. Scary." "Actually
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4He rode the dragon up through the volcanic ash cloud, grabbed a stray lightning bolt & turned to swoop down on Suzy Lee Jenkins, who'd disrespected his still art for the last time.
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11wants some more? All the hungry people. Where do they all come from? All the hungry people. Where will they all sit down?! Father McMurtry, writing the words of a paper that no one
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4Having nearly maximized my happiness bringing : effort ratio strategy I decided to ramp up production. Right after a quick power nap. Thusly napped, I sat down ready to fold
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4Write here. Write now. There is no other place I'd rather be.
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3that a Frenchman usually eats a banana, all sensual-like. No, this banana was eating this monkey more in the way that a German shepherd eats a ball of peanut butter. The banana
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3After that, I toweled off, put on my silk PJs, grabbed a gallon of milk, and settled into bed. I loved to drink at least a gallon of milk right before bed because
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4to lead him into the Himalayas. After 9 more years of interviews, reference checks, and probationary hires, he found Sherpa Yehtee Ballsh who'd first summitted Everest at eight and
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6d to no one in particular as Venkman put his hand on the handle and looked back at me with a raised eyebrow. Egon readied his Neutron Satchel and Venkman opened the fridge. We saw
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11through my nightguard & pulled the sheets up over my SpongeBob jammy top. "I was just ch- ch- checking up on some of my active stories, you know, to..." But I faltered when Manatee