Finished Folds (141—160)
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4planet Acid. It had been a grueling journey and I was physically and emotionally exhausted. My travelling companions were a man I barely knew named Alan, and a chimpanzee. I took
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4gnarly rhymes. I'm a highway-hatin, bulldozer castratin, outdoors masturbatin, son of a son of a frontier man. I once got busy in the crown of an oak tree. I'm the Woods Poet, don'
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2we figured out long ago that there was extraterrestrial life out there. Was. They all died out eventually and we're next. So my advice to you dear boy is to do one of two things.
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5dare. "OK," grinned Slick Willy at Hillary, "we dare you to spend 10 minutes together locked in the make out closet!" Bill and Hillary locked Donald and Sarah in, and then left to
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2but my friend didn't see me. I spied on him from around the corner. God I could feel my stiches separating and it was agony but I needed to see where he was going. I followed
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1"Holy fricken shnikies, that is a lot of hazel nuts" was the entirety of Nucleus's thought process. With that many hazel nuts, he'd be unstoppable. The one solitary issue with his
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3Jobless, Mr. Rochester was pleasantly surprised to learn that the condo his mother had left him had quadrupled in value. He cashed out and headed not south, but north. North to the
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1Nonplussed, the droid rolled off to the KwikLube and traded the map it was smuggling for two gallons of Androysian nectar. A cloaked traveler followed the droid into an alley and
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5to your own beat. As we let our own folds shine, we give others permission to do the same. So let your freak flag fly. Fold, baby, fold! Picture your fold as a
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7rose and nodded. He then withdrew his double laser machete, shouted "Expelliarmus!" and the fat man in the red suit was ejected from the sleigh. Halloween was a day away and he nee
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3word "moist" but when the perfect moment arrived John leapt out of his chair only to find Helga had glued him to it. He jerked face forward into the ice cream cake; foiled again!
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4his crooked face. "Well kids, first you find yourself a MILF or a GMILF or even a GGMILF, and then you strike while the iron is hot. Are we clear?" "Yes but Dr. Squirt, what is it
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2o drunk to care. She'd tried to sell her soul to the Devil, but there were no takers.
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2Someone had recorded the debacle and it went viral, in a bad way. People on the street pointed and laughed. My family pretended no to know me. The Hamster Dance was all I was known
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7Hank was blown away when learning he'd come within a nose of being wiped out. Imagine his surprise when the next time he was picked up it was to dab the boob sweat off Kate Upton!!
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7portals to Samsara, where the three sisters of Attachment, Ignorance, and Malice lay in wait. Dr. Johnson believed himself just one final step from enlightenment, but in fact
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2But it hadn't counted on a fatal peanut allergy. When the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Marshall arrived, she put the dead eaglet in a specimen bag, drew her sidearm, and said "Someone ha
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1one-eyed trouser snake that he'd targeted for separation with extreme prejudice. Maybe there was something stronger in that keif Oliver'd acquired, or maybe he'd always just wanted
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5so when the lights went off and a loud recording boomed "POP QUIZ!" there was palpable apprehension. Everyone in the audience was forcefully secured to their chair. The lights came
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4to sea. Making a quick assessment, I noted I had plenty of food, drink, the latest issue of High Times & approximately four tons of the Herb Superb. And I lived happily ever after.