Finished Folds (141—160)
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4It was cool. So cool in fact it started a wearable monster trend. Think: vampire biting your neck, with his or her body playfully wrapped around your shoulders for a vamp scarf! Or
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5for the stingee is severe. For at precisely 80.192836419421291 degrees a bee's stinger gets a POWER UP and upgrades to a spreader stinger, doing three times the normal damage.
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4Ricardo, the custodial engineer, however, wasn't so discreet. After snapping a cell shot of the bathroom stall wall and posting it on several social media sites, Big Bob's secret
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8Ever so stealthily I eased my arm into the water & let the giant octopus work it's way up my arm, down my back & into my pants. With a bit of a waddle I exited the pet shop quickly
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2asses and eludes deathtraps, I do *my* rappelling in assless chaps." "You'd rather go first, than be below. Unless you're a spelunker that prefers a show." "He'd rather go first,
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6. Blistered nose hairs are left in its wake, perhaps something died down at the lake. Could dead fish be the source of the reek? More likely Big Ed simply lifted a cheek.
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4planet Acid. It had been a grueling journey and I was physically and emotionally exhausted. My travelling companions were a man I barely knew named Alan, and a chimpanzee. I took
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4gnarly rhymes. I'm a highway-hatin, bulldozer castratin, outdoors masturbatin, son of a son of a frontier man. I once got busy in the crown of an oak tree. I'm the Woods Poet, don'
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2we figured out long ago that there was extraterrestrial life out there. Was. They all died out eventually and we're next. So my advice to you dear boy is to do one of two things.
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5dare. "OK," grinned Slick Willy at Hillary, "we dare you to spend 10 minutes together locked in the make out closet!" Bill and Hillary locked Donald and Sarah in, and then left to
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2but my friend didn't see me. I spied on him from around the corner. God I could feel my stiches separating and it was agony but I needed to see where he was going. I followed
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1"Holy fricken shnikies, that is a lot of hazel nuts" was the entirety of Nucleus's thought process. With that many hazel nuts, he'd be unstoppable. The one solitary issue with his
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3Jobless, Mr. Rochester was pleasantly surprised to learn that the condo his mother had left him had quadrupled in value. He cashed out and headed not south, but north. North to the
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1Nonplussed, the droid rolled off to the KwikLube and traded the map it was smuggling for two gallons of Androysian nectar. A cloaked traveler followed the droid into an alley and
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5to your own beat. As we let our own folds shine, we give others permission to do the same. So let your freak flag fly. Fold, baby, fold! Picture your fold as a
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7rose and nodded. He then withdrew his double laser machete, shouted "Expelliarmus!" and the fat man in the red suit was ejected from the sleigh. Halloween was a day away and he nee
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3word "moist" but when the perfect moment arrived John leapt out of his chair only to find Helga had glued him to it. He jerked face forward into the ice cream cake; foiled again!
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4his crooked face. "Well kids, first you find yourself a MILF or a GMILF or even a GGMILF, and then you strike while the iron is hot. Are we clear?" "Yes but Dr. Squirt, what is it
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2o drunk to care. She'd tried to sell her soul to the Devil, but there were no takers.
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2Someone had recorded the debacle and it went viral, in a bad way. People on the street pointed and laughed. My family pretended no to know me. The Hamster Dance was all I was known