Finished Folds (1801—1820)
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2into pheasant, toad into hamster. You know, that kind of thing. Pretty soon it was peacock into water buffalo and wash it all down with a nice pinot. When Emily heard that a
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2their boats. A samurai sword without blood is like a bucket without a bottom; like a tire without air; like a frame without a photo; like a donut without a hole; like a danish. She
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0They rejected his appeal for reinstatement based on alleged grounds of unlawful dismissal due to the fact that he was deemed a nuisance and a jackass.
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2Festivus. God, but he hoped it was a pony. He knew it was stupid. But he wanted a pony so much, and he wanted Dorcas Limpet so bad he could taste it. She was
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2UniSmelter 2000. They'd need more UniGlue to sufficiently affix Ragnor's Chalice to the sacrificial shrine. She started laughing and laughing and laughing and she had no idea why.
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3. He started with a Slim Jim. Then two. Then he took 2 Slim Jims, stuffed them inside a sausage, wrapped them in bacon, deep fried the log and then rolled it in bacon bits.
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3Turkish Delight. They'd thought I was kidding when I swore to fill my entire bedroom with Turkish Delight when my inheritance came through. I threw on a bra and a cup, and chugged
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4made myself a thinking sandwich. Baloney on white. Mayo, mustard. And while chewing, I realized
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3"I'M GOING BACK IN!" "NO!" she screamed. "YOU'LL BE KILLED!" I smashed in the front door, determined to retrieve the secret key. Flames licked my skin as ash and smoke rained down
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1syndrome that's complicating my Lyme disease treatment. One day it's "eat your vegetables" the next day it's "Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation". Advice is like
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0to hang on tight! He'd have to punch it if he was going to make Springfield by 8. With a QP w/ cheese in one hand, cell phone in the other, and 2 old folks trapped under his car he
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5The alluring appeal of alliteration rendered Ed's eulogy effectively illiterate. The congregation cringed as Ed began: "Bob began banging busty Broadway broads before beginning big
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4And now is the time for the uncomfortable questions. Is retarded a bad word? Is hand-washing requisite after #1? Is it pandering for 'likes' if you 'like' a fold you don't like?
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6which family member would suffer a psychotic break first. Alice's father was still in a holding cell from when she'd discovered the Repeat Whatever You Say game. Her brother Evan
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2of the Galactic Overlords, so what could go wrong? Then I saw something I hadn't seen since my Indoctrination. The reporter had pupils; he wasn't one of us. "Guards!" "Get him!"
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4My last vision was of what appeared to be an aquarium janitor coming at my neck with a pocket knife. He'd seen an episode of Scrubs the night before where an emergency tracheotomy
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2the aisles at 7-11 when an announcement began: "Attention shoppers, I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down
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2directly at the second-term POTUS. Mittzilla blasted Obama to pieces with some sort of cosmic laser and then looked directly into the camera. "People of U.S.A. I am your leader.
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5the last remaining Anduvian quartz capsule would be accidentally activated by Morty, the guy who lived next door to the Andersons. Morty wanted to know if the garage sale toaster
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4Cons: poorly defined character development and lack of gameplay maneuverability make this one a real snoozer if you're anything more than a novice. We give this one 2 stars out of