Finished Folds (1821—1840)
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1light savings time was last night wasn't it! Damn it! Timmy!? I told you, fall back. Fall back, not spring forward! Now we'll never make the San F
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2hing themselves in the sewage treatment outflow was too good to pass up. Paul said a quick prayer and spat in the river. John cried "Behold! Ye Heathens be saved!" and clapped his
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3and our paths hadn't crossed until just now when I heard a muffled rhythmic squishing noise coming from the changing station next to mine. "Vote O'Romna!" gushed BulbousBob just as
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3dumping her entire stash of Quaaludes into the fruit punch bowl. The effect was not immediate, but after a short while, the entire senior prom was laid out in the bleachers singing
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3odore had showed him the sex tape he'd made with Alvin and Simon. After the lasagna scene, Jon pretty much lost his appetite for pasta too but when he noticed a curious monkey look
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3ruined everything. God they hated her. So ugly. They'd never get the full sized candy bars reserved for the cute kids if *she* came along. Grandpa suggested
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5spontaneously combusted in Jalapeno condom test #1, immediately upon rolldown. "Hmmm" said Derwood. "Let's put the habanero oil on the outside this time and try it out on Lucia."
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1ing pills for babies into a sort of anaesthetic slurry that was slopped onto the neck and chest in a futile attempt to partially mitigate the next step of impending ritual.
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4"Like no frikkin way bro. It's the Fairy Bongmother. My idiot friend tol me about her but he was always so baked I never thought she was like really real. Like really really real."
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4into The Vault. Now I was in, like it or not. They'd know it was me that stole the lighter back in '98. Me that ate the cookies in '06. But there were other secrets in The Vault.
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5the Saskatchewan Minister of Food Critique glutinously grinning over a nearly devoured Nachos del Grande. Extra Grande. Hot sauce all over his face. Disgusting. Rigs knew the photo
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4via my eyelids. A light appeared in the darkness. A single point of luminous energy surrounded by the ichor's gaseous void. I breathed through my urethra so as not to
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720 years later Tony had the same Trans-Am, a head full of hair plugs, and a warrant out for overdue child support. Meanwhile, I'd become an avant guarde video game designer & lived
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4Sal's Salacious Salisbury Steak served with sides of Sufferin Succotash and Succulent Swamp Squash. Everyone, absolutely everyone, hated it and Sal's had never been busier. S
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1still mourning the tragic loss of life from the infamous Led Hindenburg show of 3042. Still, with enough hits of Plasma, we figured our audience would be ready to ride shotgun on a
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2you could save seven souls, get a fabulous tan, and pick up an STD or two all before lunch. The Consulate had stopped accepting South Beach as an appropriate mission area but monks
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5had been working out. Mochmech (Johnny Arlen in costume) walked up to Godzilla (Suzie Riley) who was still bent over and "accidentally" tripped and fell on her. Mrs. McGillicutty
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4chabod Crane tried to ride me down on his Stallion of Doom. I slipped into a corn maze and summoned the Great Pumpkin. I chanted "banchees, witches, ghouls and ghosts, come
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4Again. Last time his secretary had cleaned it up. This time she saw it and just walked back out of his office, grabbed her stuff and left. So there he was, with the
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4Have you ever twitched just as you're falling asleep? That's Them. Trying to get in. If you're strong you'll wake up a little and They go away. But if you're weak They enter and