Finished Folds (1841—1860)
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4I tripped, fell flat on my face, and knocked the wind out of my lungs. When I came to, the audience was applauding. Apparently my Performance Art 101 Final had been a success.
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3My favorite pass-time as Management Coordinator was to pair up two pain-in-the-butt Techs with each other on an impossible task with urgent deadline. I'd give clients their cell #
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5the reservation. My new family is nice but I don't tell them about your voice in my head. That's between you and me. Just let me know what you want me to do next. Yours, John.
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5curled up in the corner to die a slow painful death. But our snakpaks were gone and they were hyperpalatable. SO GOOD. We didn't just want another one. We *needed* another one.
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6I went to the kitchen to rustle up a beer & some nachos but got a Crystal Light & a Skinny Cow ice cream sandwich instead. Then I tucked in to some knitting. I could feel her gaze
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3but that marinade you've been sitting in and the loss of life waivers you all signed are very real. Half of you will be cooked and eaten today. The other half will receive A's. Go!
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3uds of fate blow the winds of chance. And so it was that Harvey Finklestein happened to glance behind the dryer just when a Lint Elf was making off with a single tube sock. He saw
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2from inside Cramer's nose and used it's ancient dark magic to seal his mom's nostrils shut. "My God! What's happening?!" she screamed. "Don't pick *your* nose." said the gremlin.
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4'll just wait and find out what happens. Have you ever seen those bumper stickers? The ones that say "SHIT HAPPENS". Yeah, it does. In this particular case, it happened
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3I watched as he scratched it. "Y'know, never mind. I think I'm gonna pass. Maybe I'll just see if there's one I can borrow from some homeless bum down at the river." I made my way
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3and then another. He got a crazed look in his eye & his hair stood out on end. Luis suddenly couldn't remember anything. He grew fat & lazy & started doing heroin. Diana's corpse
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7"No" I said, so of course he started screeching 'Mrreeeee' right in my frickin earhole. I socked him in the shoulder but then Dad's arm came back thru the seats and began swinging
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5of; that frog that your momma warned you about. She dated toads, had a tattoo of a snake eating a kitten on her hind leg, and basically did what she wanted when she wanted. The swa
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4deathly afraid of newfangled devices such as sponges, dish clothes, and notices of imminent eviction. This understandable aversion left Ahab with a rather simple existence. He work
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2prove her father wrong than ever. Jean set off into the mines with a mind to put in a good day's work for a good day's pay. She'd hauled up 22 buckets by time for first break but w
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2mandibles. Man's man Steve McManaman turned, naked, and slapped a headlock on the Giant Multicolored Beast. Though hopelessly outsized, Steve screamed and pummeled the Beast's
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6from a yellow-breasted chat let me know that dawn was near. The Day of Reckoning was upon us. If we weren't in Dayton by noon, survival was unlikely. I looked at my son and he was
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5sure he was technically an M.D. but she was literally his second patient and he'd never dealt with a paranoid schizophrenic narcoleptic apocalyptic toenail biter like her before. T
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3ings through her navel to the unborn king within. Though the blockage was removed, his voicebox was crushed and the warning was left unsaid. She ran out of the tavern straight into
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3blabbered with incompressible gibberish in a veritable waterfall of verbal diarrhea that cascaded over the precipice of reason into the land of character hemorrhoids that drink