Finished Folds (1861—1880)
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5ing in the hybrid fruit tournament of champions was the oranganana's own fault. If they'd hadn't dropped an early match to the kiwuava they'd never be up against waterloupe this
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4cellar that I was planning to pair with a 1972 Farmer's Almanac that I'd splurged on. I was drooling just thinking about it. I decided to sneak down for a quick peek. Zoinks!
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5A horn went off and suddenly the Mayor's best friend was shoving a cigar in his mouth, clapping him on the back, and congratulating him. Everyone filed in and the surprise couldn't
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6blue car that drives by with one of these giant sacks of cash." That's what I loved about my partner. He always knew how to turn a disappointment into a success. Just as a blue Kia
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2ones, extra baggy, extra saggy. I looked sharp & I knew it. So I strolled confidently up to her in her Like A Virgin get up, did a head nod, jump-twist-spin into Vogue pose & said
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4Seven words. Just seven words to use. I use seven words to challenge myself. Just seven. I challenge words to challenge myself.
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4Luckily I found a great joint just down the street who's food prep requirements weren't as stringent as Taco Bell's. It was called the Gordita Anchor and their slogan was
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3a full litter of beanie weenies with the beanies removed so it was just the weenies. Harvey Hormel had always wanted a big family and now that he was rich and married he meant to
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2frowned, shook his head and wiped the Universal slate clean. He sighed. And then there was light ... again.
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9we'll get back to the beginning and can fix this whole mess. Thing is, time is a sphere, but it's an infinite sphere, expanding at the speed of light. We discovered that
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5any reasonable person to put up with. He dispatched Otherhim and tinkered with the cloning recipe, this time adding an extra dollop of bleach. Otherhim II was certainly clean, but
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6Operation Apocalypse Step 2 of 10 - Upload computer virus designed to randomly redistribute decimal points in all digital financial documents.
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3Unfortunately Zen Master Shih forgot to clear his cache and his laptop booted straight to the Hedonism Jamaica website where he'd apparently booked an 8-day stay. The zen students
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2was rampant though what with all that pounding, hammering, screwing, and upside-down Brazilian sawhorsing. He loved when they did that move. That was where
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5was chucking wood-chucking woodchucks when along came Sally selling sea shells by the seashore. "Sea shell?" said Sally suggestively. "Pah!" said the woodsman. "Give me 3 toy boats
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5lovers could attest, it was a coverup for some pretty hard-core porno featuring Jenney Writhes and Ricardo Don Guapo. Unfortunately, Intro-to-Latin instructor Mrs. Birch showed the
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3down on your nether-regions with the force of a giant vat of sausage gravy. Just pouring, drrrrriping, oooooozing. Mmmmmm." There was no one in the elevator with me. I grabbed hold
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5everybody loves a corn maze. But Betty Lou's giant ball of used panty hose and Mr. Dickens' topsy turvy pineapple right-side-up cake were hot contenders. The judges this year were
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6plans to seize control of the Transylvania Board of Directors. Dracula wanted to convert the last vestiges of Transylvanian swampland into cemetery. But the endangered swamprat was
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1He heard whispers but couldn't make them out so he stuck a snorkel through the stacks. Sure enough, Dr. Mamon/Capt. Platypus overheard Bill Dozer & Ken Crete plotting to wipe out