Finished Folds (181—200)
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1"Arizona really IS a weird place, isn't it?" I thought, treading carefully through the bloodied, batty streets. I really didn't want to eat anything, but my tumbly was grumbly and
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4a nice electric collar. She would make a businessman out of him yet, whether or not he liked it. One Mulan-esque musical montage later,
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3Abercrombie brand serrated shoehorn with tactical grip. "Style, and functionality!" I said, finally pulling it out of my incredibly warm, durable, and well-padded Ugg boots.
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4*CRASH!* I looked to my right. Standing next to an ostrich-shaped hole in the wall was none other than Secret Agent Michael Scarn. "Endangered? Not for long." He said, whipping out
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2lost all hope in settling the argument, so we let them sort it out themselves. "Honestly, who CARES whether Jacob is hotter than Edward?" I thought to myself.
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2Next thing I knew I was upside down in Judge Judy's basement, getting whipped nightly with the four other "defendants." The lifetime supply of cocaine was nice though.
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5dyed, and properly maintained, it was the grandest 'stache in the land. That is, until Beatrix said she wouldn't make out with me until I shaved it. The bitch.
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1And a slip-n-slide, though he probably just got that to steal his wife. It was no secret how much she loved those things, often yelling "I love slip-n-slides more than my husband!"
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3quickly regressed to my survivalist instincts, seducing children from the local playground and mugging them to survive. Some days I would even
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4He didn't last very long, getting a little too greedy when he noticed someone had dropped a nickel in the lake. I hear Nirvana did a nice ditty about him though.
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2At least, until the following year when puberty hit Potter like a truck. "I can't believe we have spells to turn people into stone, but nothing that can
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3Well, with that figured out I decided it was time to pack up my castanets and go home. The life of a nomadic One-Man Mariachi Band sure was an eventful one!
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2the lights switched on. "SURPRISE!" His family screamed. He was so happy to see them all together happily, even if they had once again forgotten his correct birthday.
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2That's when I saw the shady bakery. Upon entry, I found the evidence I needed to bring this terrible crime syndicate to its knees. "This cake tastes like AK47" I said, smiling.
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4then coat it in Ranch! Everything is better with Ranch. That's what my catchphrase used to be, until Peter Kerosene decided to challenge me. One thing that is NOT better with Ranch
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4silly little jelly beans that jumped and sang. I wasn't proud of myself, but hell, I was drunk, and flash looked like an easy way out of the pain. Melissa left me, and it made me
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1But he knew the big break was coming soon- he'd realized earlier that day he had been reading the blueprint upside down. He would sell his product to cave men no matter the cost!
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1Just then, Khett chirped in his weasel voice, turning my attention to the skies above. I barely had time to identify the soviet missile before it turned our camp into a crater.
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1I decided allowing her to exist was too much of a threat to my plan. With a single motion I curbstomped her head into the laboratory floor. At the time, I wasn't aware that
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8It smelled like shame and Korean barbecue in there. Mix that with rotting flesh and you have the recipe for yet another murder mystery. Detective Jason Manatee looked up from his