Finished Folds (161—180)
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4missing chapters 8 and 9. "How could Penguin Group allow mistakes like this to happen?" she thought, clearly disappointed that she was unable to read the integral plot twist where
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2He stared down in disbelief. "This is absurd, I don't even know what a 'compact presario' is, and I'm certainly not sticking it in my microwave!" And with that, he threw it away.
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3puréed puppy penis.
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4hallway and into little Suzie's room. "Aww Carl, I told you the movie was too loud, now you've woken up the baby!" said Linda. "It's ok, this movie kind of sucks anyway."
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3spends many of his days sleeping in beds made entirely of expensive prostitutes and eating mermaid caviar with gold shavings, among other foods that you didn't even know existed.
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4none other than Secret Agent Michael Scarn. Blowing the Scarn-Signal, he called upon his horde of vicious Basset Hounds. In minutes he was at local Bigfoot BBQ, ready to
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2You jump to the right and you shake a hand, jump to the left and you shake that hand, you meet some friends and you tie some yarn: and that's how you do The Scarn.
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1was whipping it back and forth like Willow Smith, when suddenly it hit me. Sure, I never wanted the stories of how I first met my roommate and my first face full of boner to be the
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1teaching dolphins how to jump through hoops and understand Swahili? They weren't sure. At least, before they got a bite of their first Hardee Burger. That's when they knew
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1Then I exited a portal, only to find myself in a room filled with deadly neurotoxin. Damn you glaDOS.
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1the scent of rotting flesh makes its way into the air conditioning. That little tree ain't gonna do shit for an elementary school bonfire. Just make sure you're ready to go when I
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2I decided, would be rather difficult, seeing as there was no practical use for a calculator-sponge trapped in a plastic clamshell. But I was a marketer, and I would be damned if
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4a good friend then realize that they had made a mistake. It was bonds like these that made male models ideal roommates- And that's the story of how Bjorn and I met.
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14It was actually pretty nice in there. I set up a time share with Jed and Frank, a nice gay couple from Yorkshire. Sure the stomach acid got in the way every now and then, but
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3being stripped down to your skivvies in front of your entire bible study class while being spoon-fed marmalade. It was a bad day to quit huffing glue. Father DiAngelo
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4I was done running. It was time I dealt with my pursuers face to face. I picked up the 9 iron, opened my cabin door, and swung at the closest figure I could see. *THUNK*
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1a freak went to Lee Parker's house. And who would blame them? He was the only guy in town with a life-size robotic
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1barrel-rolling. Because really, how is a collection of 1980's Welsh Porno's going to help me reflect oncoming laser fire? It's not.
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3Rhode Island. "That's not a country!" People would tell her, but she didn't listen. Firebrands don't listen to 'the man' or 'geography'. The trail of cocaine led right to
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2a hole in the very fabric of