Finished Folds (241—260)
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2A Wild Snorlax Appeared! What will you do?
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6remember. Lifting a cloth to his mouth, I politely asked, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" "Well," he responded, "I'm not too familiar with the scent but-" Falling to the
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3At least, until the asbestos in the old warehouse I worked in got the better of me. Popping a pill into my mouth, I thought back on the days of glamor I lived before Mesothelioma,
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2Just as it seemed the situation could get no worse, the summoning circle lit with a red glow. After the smoke cleared, standing in the center was none other than B'chuggeroth!
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2within seconds his brain was nothing but boiling pudding. "Thought you could cudgel those penguins and get away with it, did you?" shouted the Chief. But shouting was a bad choice-
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2realized that this was as obvious of a trap as that time with the Sirens in New Zeland. Performing a stylish backflip, I dodged the flying meal - and the TNT inside. "Food Fight!"
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0That's when Shantae Copperdale walked in, PI and certified MILF. The old man was clearly delusional, muttering something about the third little piggy while munching on a severed
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1"Life's what you make it, so let's make it right", he whispered in the ear of the young boy he positioned himself behind. It was a strange fetish he had, combining
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4He pulled out of the driveway in his new SUV, knowing that the car wouldn't last the rest of the day, let alone the 2-years the warranty promised. What choice did he have though,
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5"Damn this weather" Marcine said, peering out of the gap in her blinds. "Dark and stormy nights are so cliche. Guess we're not going to the movies tonight!" She turned to her guest
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1included such wonders as the Pthu'lek tribe, who would travel with the majestic mountain Llamas, stealing one nightly for sexual adventures. Other reports included the
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1unobtanium - the stuff of legends. It put her in one of those textbook situations where she must decide between her love of lesbian orgies, or the riches of her dog's fecal matter.
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4trapped in here, I realized that the inside of the Krakken was not 'the happiest place on earth', as the brochures brought me to believe. "Where's the croquet field?" I thought,
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2"That's what I get for using the 'fancy toilets'" he thought, rubbing his sore anus. "They really need to have a switch to turn off that jet function." Slipping on his pants, he
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5with a style that could only be described as "kickin it old school", the poets dropped beats fresher than the linens on a clothes-rack on a warm summer day. The Def Poetry judges
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2It was just one of those days where I knew I woke up on the side of the bed, but couldn't help myself when I felt the anger coming. Shrley was asking for it when she
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2the love of my life for twelve years now, and he deserved better than laying in a pool of his own electrocuted spittle. Wrenching open the power converter, I took one last look
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1thing I saw was a pair of picturesque knockers bouncing on the shore. When I awoke, however, the view was a LOT less pleasant. Standing in front of me was
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1be close to hairy, sweaty, muscular men nearly all times of the day, something that writing could never bring me. Mulling this over I remembered the famous lines of Willy Wonka:
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1I mimicked the majestic Jesus Lizard, running across the surface of the water until I made it to safety. Just when I thought I was in the clear, however, a bunch of