Finished Folds (281—300)
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4the only course of action was to wrap him in a snuggie and leave him in a crowded public area - she wanted him broken, not defeated, after all. There was only one problem, however,
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1the twelve-story fire ant which was now threatening his grandmother with reruns of sanford and sonm a show she was not particularly fond of the first time around. "I'll save you!"
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3plate tectonics in the past few months. They told me the Earth's crust takes quite some time to move, I told them where they could shove their convoluted theories, right up their
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0"No, wait, don't leave me here!" I shouted. But my pleas fell deaf to his ears, and he left me there in a pool of my own honey mustard, my prized teddy bear in his dirty hands.
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2it seemed the magic lingered on the dust as well, and it quickly congealed itself inside of my lungs. I was suffocating, and I had to do something fast if I wanted to survive.
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4ankles, the grabbed hold - lifting me, wheelbarrow style he walked me around the shit-covered floor. I always was a stickler for the old-fashioned way of doing things, and
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1gorge until their surprisingly large appetites were satisfied. When they were through eating, the herd of mouse-sized velociraptors had left nothing behind of Charlie except his
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6"It's not nature I hate, it's just that ever since my unfortunate sexual encounter with Vishnu I've had a terrible fear of anything with 8 arms. That and neon is for pussies."
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6Unfortunately this did no good for my eye pressure, and with a loud *pop* they both flew out and into the faces of the closest Mexican insurgents.
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3decided that his left end didn't quite belong attached to his right. Peace clearly taking second seat to the protection of the Prime Minister, Mitchell was cleaved into two halves
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2He was always one to roll the dice - an assfull of pistol was an amateur sexual encounter to him, no, he had to use creativity. Flipping the safety off, he then
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2punting the first born child of the Gummi Worms straight into the Pacific Ocean. Sure they're sour, sweet, and gone - but this was a little bit extreme. Retribution was in order.
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3that coming within 15 square feet of Grossman would nullify the court order. That's when I knew something was up - Sheckly would never risk the payoff for the likes of him.
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3filled my shallow heart whenever I looked at that photo. But this is war, and all good things come to an end. I shoved it back into my coat pocket and peered out of my bunker.
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3the best Normandic fiddler mouse ears and rice patties monopoly money could buy. Normal currency was below people of such stature, after all. The party at 'L's estate was grand,
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6I walked in, only to find what I expected, but wanted to avoid. "Charlie!" I yelled, rushing to his body. He had lost a lot of blood, and I knew he wasn't going to make it.
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3brasserie for her watch. "Why do women store things in there?" I wondered - not that I really mind, I had been staring at her lustfully moments ago anyway. She told me the time was
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0hopes of not being identified as Michael J. Fox by anyone else. He ran off to the nearest phone booth to don his mask, the part of his costume that hid his identity, and became
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3get out of this man's breakfast, and possibly locate my largeification beam before something else decided I would make a great meal. "Damn this jelly for being so viscous!"
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3"This is a really bad situation I've gotten myself in!" he thought. He would have yelled it, had it not been for the ball gag the mustard-lipped priest equipped him with.