Finished Folds (361—380)
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0he died at the ripe old age of 22 from driving off of a cliff in a dramatic explosion, she was forced to become a master of drunken battle on her own. But how would she do this?
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9he quickly realized that the path to womanhood couldn't be turned into a movie parody or a merchandise empire withOUT the addition of inter-species relationships. What a conundrum!
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2his favorite fountain statue - and got no chance to shout "you damn kids!" before I was a speck in the distance. People ask me if I feel bad about crushing an old man's dreams,
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1"Only if you scratch my buttocks in the process!" he replied with a snicker. She decided she must find an alternative way to escape her brother's sexual prison.
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0overcoming him. He would be one of the more unfortunate citizens, due to the fact that he has eight wizard friends. "There's just not enough time in the day to fondle 16 balls,
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2Suddenly Special Agent Michael Scarn emerged on the scene, wearing his signature top hat and purple jogging suit! "Get your own intellectual property!", shouted
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0"Drats! Foiled again!" shouted the evil fondue salesman, only to be cut off at the sound of a smashing window. "Look!" yelled a bystander, "ITS
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2them off with a piece of chewing gum he had cleverly attached at the end of a stick. But like all good things, this quickly came to an end as the cannibals realized that
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4Of course, it wasn't long before the doctors told me that Jack wasn't real, and that Kennedy wasn't, in fact, the supreme leader of the bunny army. We killed them too, and away to
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0Of all the secret agents in the world, Agent Scarn was the best at twisting plots. Fortunately, he was armed with an egg beater and a handful of twisty ties, which he used to
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4to buy as much time as he could. He didn't know what the pursuers wanted with him, but he highly doubted it was for a tea party. His stamina wasn't what it used to be though, and
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6Before he could get a response, he realized that the uncomfortable metal poking the inside of his bum was, in fact, the man's watch. Now neither of them knew what the time was, and
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1"Well," Christopher Walkin replied, "he sure went out with a bang." Of course, it would be hard to find a small animal that lives a life consuming Mexican food that DOESN'T do that
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3next thing they knew they were smack dab in the middle of a Thriller music video! How exciting!
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1to the bathroom in a futile attempt to put her fire out, she started to realize that the fire didn't cause her pain. "Am I a superhero?" she wondered. "What a dumb power."
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2senselessly, which was a rather fruitless endeavor seeing as he lacked much sense in the first place. Luckily the commotion did give the girl a chance to escape, a chance she took
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3The robot's eyes fluttered open with a cyan light, it booted up as his air supply quickly faded away. As the last breath of life escaped him, the robot responded "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
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1until eventually he was trapped in what seemed like the result of a flood hitting half a dozen T.J. Max's. Trapped in this foul smelling shoe-nami, he decided his only option was
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0he had just missed the climax of the show! That, and the bending motion he performed to retrieve the remote caused him to splatter excretion upon his new armchair. Let's just say
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3cleaned himself up and get a real job. Clowns weren't useful anymore, hell, they scared half as many children as they made laugh. "I blame stephen king" he mumbled, a frown on his