Finished Folds (341—360)
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2as if it was missing something crucial - "hmm", she murmured to herself, "I could certainly get into any gentleman's club or no girls allowed treehouse with this 'stache, if only
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0move along then" said the vampire, scuttling away from the awkward situation like a teenage boyfriend scuttling from a pregnancy test. He decided his next step would be to
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2a young, delicious baby. Raptor Jesus was not one to take no for an answer, especially from a wife armed with nothing but a surprisingly heavy handbag, and he happily ate his meal.
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4she knew she could run no longer, and brandished the flaming Peruvian candelabra that was given to her by her great grandmother in a final attempt to ward off the direwolves.
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2They told the owner that it was illegal to have such a poorly characterized pet in such an educated city, and so they were forced to put the dog down. "Mommy, will he go to heaven?
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1replace all of my V's with fishes and converted it all to binary! Damn this backwards world I inhabit where this logic is commonplace and I consider B's to be disappointing grades!
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0strange exercise I would do sometimes in the yard, I always found it to be a nice way to limber up, but it got me the nickname of "pretty boy" around the yard. That and a sore anus
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3mustache was a sight to behold - bristling violently as he covered himself in the yellow dye. "Soon," he yelled, "the yellow will mix with the blue, and I will be green once more!"
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1The engineer spent hours at his desk pondering just how to do so...when it finally hit him. "Screwdrivers! Genius!" After that day, male genitalia would never be the same.
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0that the series has become nothing more than a money grab, the only thing people really noticed was that Wookies never really had visible penises either. Could this be
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1like that - beauty popping out in spots among large piles of shit. "Why couldn't it be summer already?" she wondered - rather disgusted by the smell of the garbage blowing into her
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2I tried writing stories that rhymed, but it didn't quite work every time.
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4the last bit of his energy to jump across the gap in the rooftops. Whatever that sound was, it was coming from behind this door - it was so hypnotic, he just had to know what was
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4the beavers wouldn't wait forever - they already had enough soldiers to destroy half the solar system. "We would've been dead long ago" he said, "if Jupiter weren't so fucking big"
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4That, and the blue bird special was, well, especially shitty. I didn't mind though, the joint was about an hour drive away - I guess that's what I get for trying new things.
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0random explosion and many, many penises. After some time, however, I discovered a proverbial gold mine under the harsh, penis crust (unless you're into that sort of thing). It was
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0figured the kamikaze mission would have to go as planned. "Burn in hell, you damn dirty apes", he said, forcing the beaten ship's engine into maximum velocity.
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1"You can start getting the hell out of my building as soon as your little legs can carry you" the rude man said, shuffling me off the premises. Unemployment's a bitch.
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0his home movie collection. "I guess this is retirement" he said, not sure whether he was relieved or disappointmed. And that was the story of Hardy Wang, the only Chinese pornstar
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4wherever the road decided to take me. This is where I became associates with the members of the border patrol, who aren't always fond of random people driving doughnuts on their