Finished Folds (121—140)
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3Fat Lion, a.k.a. Big Lion. "Yo, I like your music a bunch, but I'm gonna eat you for lunch!" He roared, pouncing upon me. They didn't call it the "red carpet" for nothing.
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4tempered steel broadsword! *WOOSH*, went the blade as its sheer weight gave it the necessary momentum to cleave the boat in two. She was horrified. Luckily I got the half with the
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5I punched a hole in my makeshift dirt hovel, peering outside. Sun poured in. I breathed a sigh of relief, I had survived the night. Punching the wall out, I walked- sssSSSSSsss
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3"There are traces of nitrous oxide in this strawberry pie."
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4shirt was all too normal, it did a great job of covering the glock he stored in the waist of his pants. *Boom!* One bullet lodged itself in between the octopus's eyes. It was over.
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4Bat Fink wasn't too happy about this, but Harold could hardly pass up the opportunity to use the catch phrase he was so proud of: "Bat Mite Might Bite!" He chuckled every time.
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6heads were mounted on their walls. "The Puma and the Mountain Lion are the same thing!" Tony said, getting the edge on Cornelius. Ten beers later, the pair decided
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5Unfortunately, he was just a hipster in disguise. He thought he could get away with it, but to his chagrin I actually HAD heard of the traditional byzantine historiography.
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4Yes, the life of a nomadic gangster-hobo-slave-taxidermist was a difficult one.
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6wore the loincloth on my head as a trophy. Banging my chest and standing on the park bench, I roared so loud I disrupted the nearby birthday party. I threw the cake on the ground.
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6This didn't last long, however, as the Swiss were speaking openly without holding the predetermined "talky helmet". The Turks were pissed, and the warzone quickly became a warzone.
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6Mark Rothko looked down at the canvas in his hands, realizing Dali had a point. Of course, he was technically a modern artist, and modern people are lazy.
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1confused as Joseph was when he heard his teen girlfriend was pregnant. Looking around, he realized he was surrounded by midgets dressed as clowns. "Someone give me the kick!"
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5The elderly quickly got into the game, completely ignoring the scent of burning flesh and the loud crackling of the ever-growing building fire. "Hey! No Oddjob you dickwad!"
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7He had recently started his career as a 'gangster rapper', however, and took up the name Big Lion. "Yo yo yo, it's nice to meet you, but now I'm gonna eat you!" He roared, pouncing
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3after pumping it the company recommended 120 times. Oh man, THEN you were in trouble. *Splurt* Went the man cannon, as the many facets released enough liquid to cool a frog. Damn!
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4Ever since the Goldilocks incident, Gina Bear hadn't been looking for love. But when she saw that grizzly's perfectly executed somersaults, she knew she was the 'hunny' for him.
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4his annual subscription to the fruit of the month club. But who needs delicious Minnesota Starfruit when you can wear a beret and be snooty in a starbucks? Those places are great.
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3Masturbation is an off-camera activity for most survival situation television programs, but Grylls was a firebrand. Pulling the porno magazine collection that is essential in any
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3I knew he was a fan of that magazine. "I just love finding the hidden objects!" he said, getting the last of the acid out of his corneas. We went through the highlights for hours,