Finished Folds (141—160)
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7Suddenly, the brick wall of the gym exploded in a shower of confetti and baseball cards. "RAWR" roared the Fat Lion, clad in a birthday hat and matching suit. The queen was
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6Mrs. Claus was such a slut. "Come back!" She yelled. But he was through with her, "Was there an elf you DIDN'T sleep with? Their basically kids you perv!" He sidled into the sleigh
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5It was if I ripped a hole in my very soul. I was deflated, flat...empty. Who would keep me company now? Real women were out of the question. I looked at the giant diamond penis.
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5"Party's over." Cooed a familiar voice. It was Detective Jimmy Manatee, badge raised and gun loaded. Scarn, Cthulu, and B'Chuggeroth were in shock. They were the plot twisters, not
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8She had finally had enough of his attitude, she was done hiding the truth. "You're adopted and your parents don't love you!" she yelled. JC never played "house" with Mary again.
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8outta my carrot!' The kids love my raps, hell, I'm #1 in the iTunes charts for woodland lyricists. But enough of that, you came to hear a bit of my hit song "Awesome Possum".
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8performed by his rival "Xeno the Magnificent" could compare. Sure, being able to ride a bike with no handlebars was impressive, but the ability to
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8baa'd once or twice. Us farm animals had to stick together, and Howie Cow had saved me from the wool machine that one time. I had no clue which Micky D's to check first, so I just
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8"Sure, I've heard of spontaneous combustion...but an entire 3rd grade class?" Detective James Manatee said, looking down as the dozens of pairs of child size sneakers and piles of
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3Nothing like the smell of a corpse fire in the morning. Sure, Tom had seen better days, a few of them in bed with my wife, but that's why he's pantsless in a firepit. His big red
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4ugly's star waitress. There wasn't enough meat on my bones to feed a single one of those jackals. The fatties went first, and I saw it as an opportunity to
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3"Narcissistic Sassafras" despite his terrible lisp. But he overcame that obstacle with flying colors, and the dictator put on the best damn puppet show those poodles had ever seen.
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4brown pants." Torquill did, and after slipping them on they continued the annual Men's Club (No Girls Allowed!) Saw Marathon. Danny whispered, "I really thing that Jigsaw
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4screamed, doing the strange dance of the Blood Priest. "B'CHUGGEROTH HAS RETURNED!" He wanted to scream it to the very depths of hell. After all those years of
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4Was that too much to ask? "I'm 40 now, so if I want to play with my dolls then I'll be damned if you get in my way!" He yelled at his mother. She spilled the tray of pizza pockets.
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6inventing chat roulette. I ran away to the Netherlands with my new wife Libby, a beautiful Blend-O-Tron 6000 I found in the electronics aisle. I didn't need humans anymore,
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8"Eat your carrots!" Linda said, trying to airplane her 7 year old son the undesirable vegetables. In any normal situation it would seem like the right thing to do - but it wasn't.
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4did anyone really care? By the time you're at the 9th movie in the series, you've guaranteed the purchases of series' fans and nobody else. Beethoven could stick his ass
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6he killed himself before that happened! Grabbing a wooden stake and rubbing it with garlic butter, he jammed it into his chest. Dying with honor was better than dying a hipster.
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5an entire kilo of methamphetamine, twelve angry buffalo, and a stockpile of military grade explosives, Mr. Sheen found himself in the Mesosphere. He died soon after when