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"Spare him his life, from this monstrosity!" the wizard cried, waving his staff with all the passion of a madman, and all the compassion of a well-trained dog. "Save him, or else -
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After many years in the outback, a lone dingo made his way to
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One day, a gruff Italian man strode out of his house to find a pile of dog shit in his front yard. Now, with the full knowledge that he hadn't a dog, he made the quick decision to
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I jumped in line at the jumping time with my bag of twine and my nursery rhyme and I thought
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ffering them a way out of their misery. In order to make a habit something like that one must be truly broken, and so she felt her work was good. She felt
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The wind brushed her face with the touch of a lover left behind. She listened to it as
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Once upon a time, there was a frog and a bog and a log. Sometimes the frog left the log in the bog for some grog. One day,
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I feel lonely, but at the same time not. I'm not sure what this means, but I'm pretty sure it makes me
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Deep in sorrow, they decided to drown it in food. Procuring some cheese, they ate it in silence as the travesty played out before them.
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I watched as the bus drove away, not quite understanding why I didn't feel any pain. The wind blew a balloon from a child's hand as it passed, and a dog ran into the street
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contained an evil magic. As she walked,
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"I have only one request of you, my son," he said, his eyes bearing down on the child like anvils, "avenge me, should I die in battle." "Dad, you're only picking up milk."
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As people escaped from their offices, they found themselves wanting to turn around and go back in to their warm cubicles and spinning chairs. One man in particular did just that.