Finished Folds (1981—2000)
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5He stapled the plastic tarp covering the hole in the patio door. He took a vacuum and cleaned up the stray shards of glass. Rising up slowly, he brushed his khakis. Dinner would be
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4The only light was a console TV fizzling static. I looked deeply into the pattern of the avocado shag carpet.The stains from the Pabst Blue Ribbon were telling me something. "Now."
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3They egged me on. "Do it!" I placed the small piece of paper which had the hermetic symbol for life on the forehead of the golem. Pits of ember fired deep it its eyes. "UMM, HELLO?
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1s prepping my speech. Thank god for the teleprompter. "Hello Wisconsin! I want to be your new president! My platform relies on Zombies and Poodles invading France." I looked at my
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5"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?" The response from the audience was a muted, "Yeah, I guess so." "What happened to the head bangers?" wondered the lead singer.
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6Deputy Droopy arrived on the scene. "I'd advised you to be careful where you put out that stogie, Detective. This acetate is a powder keg." Manatee wondered if Roger Rabbit could
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4Rock salt, is good for roadways and making ice cream. It is not, however, good when it hits your face at 150 mph. The farmer reloaded and I skedaddled. His daughter begged me to
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2wet socks were the least of my worries. The dryer lint had backed up so far into the vent that it shot out like a cannon ball. My backyard was fleecy gray to the horizon.
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7Mister Finster lived in a small duplex. He had a mild temperament, but the upstairs bongo boy was getting on his last nerve. "DAYYOHHH! DAYAYAYYOOHHH!!!!!" The plaster was falling.
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5...and that's a wrap!" The director lit his stogie. Another one for Red Box. He was the maverick who made all the cheap knock-offs. He just finished "Hungry Games" and now he
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6Then a extraneous character was added causing a twist in the plot. A flash-back showed how the character had been there before and was suffering from past associations.
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4They proclaimed him the second coming with his ability to float a few inches above the ground. Sadly, he never got that cup of coffee, no shoes - no service.
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7Since Sam wasn't on the grid he could observe how they took over. While everyone was plugged into the loud sounds and flashing lights, he saw the black vans arrive.
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1he armed the mechs anti-personell devices. In the darkness, he moved swiftly past the snack room to accounting. That's where they would strike. The sprinkers kicked in. It started.
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4Claire chewed on her pencil. "In 50 words or less, how would you take revenge on that no-good heel?" The contest was sponsored by Smith & Wesson. If she won, she would get
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4. Hence, like so many, he made the pilgrimage to Arizona to live his final days in the dry heat of the desert. He stepped out of his Air Stream and surveyed Sedona's red rocks.
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5using her mint-green 2-inch long nails was a whiz on the adding machine. Together, Eve and Lenny became the dynamic duo of the forensic accounting set. Mitt was worried. Off-shore,
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3I put the kibosh on friends," King Troglodyte received minor applause on open-mike night at the "Free-Wheeling Cabooze." He hefted his club and took out a stage light. Next was
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3visited Vinaria XIII. Their noted lack of humor made it easy for me to do stand-up comedy. "Today I went home and WASHED THE DISHES! I ate a BURGER, who does that? seriously."
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4were no where to be seen. Let me not be the first one to mention Mohammad on any breakfast pastry. FoldingStory is fun and all, but a Farqauuad? Wait, what's that knock?