Finished Folds (1961—1980)
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8was feeling chipper. Sipping from my stainless steel thermos, I looked out on the Rocky mountain sunrise. God, it felt good to be a right-wing gun nut.
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4He doffed his top hat to the ladies and made it across the busy intersection. He put on his lemon-colored gloves and took out his cane in a swinging arc. What a perfect day!
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2almost five. I looked at lock in my hand. No one would be able to tell the difference. I waltzed into the other room nonchalantly. "Bring that padlock over here we're just about to
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5The Skeptics had their convention at the Circus Circus in Vegas. Unfortunately, also booked was the Fortune Tellers Defamation League and the Spirit Knockers Auxiliary. At the bar,
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5thousand dollars for the World Wildlife Fund. Unfortunately, most of the funds came from rednecks who thought it was the Wrestling Federation and that the song was about them.
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3. His towhead bobbed above the mobs of salary men. Michael pondered how he could hide among the throng. She would spot him like a three-dollar bill. Would a ski mask be suspicious?
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1"In March, there will be a hard frost, followed by plauges of frogs." Madame Zooza glanced between her crystal ball and the laptop. Writing for the Farmer's Almanac was hard work.
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6dance. I was not going to be some locking hip-hopping puppet of the Great Kraken. That's when I decided my only hope was a dance off. I'm gonna take down all of these sukkas.
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10The Garden of Earthly Delights swayed the travellers with "Primrose of Passions" and "Foxglove of Foolishness." But that night, the Garderer would appear, with a weed whacker.
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2. An emergency call went out to the police. The public library research staff had barricaded themselves in the microfiche stacks. A were-termite was on the loose
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3sob uncontrollably. My feet hurt and those miscreants were laughing at me. I threw a handful of pebbles. "Just let me catch my breath, you are in so much trouble!" They waited.
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4revitalize their one-hit wonder "Hold-Me-Now." In 3020, music had been reduced to a droning wavelegth sent to the reptilian brain. The Thompson Twins took the world by storm.
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4She hitched a slow steamer to a Kibbutz in Israel. At thirteen, they had her plowing the fields. Zipporah soon lost ties with her Facebook friends and cell phone and became one
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2. "I Really must ask you to leave!" he harrumphed, popping out his monacle. The fat girl rolled her eyes and pulled a cold leg of mutton out of the pantry and started gnawing.
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5quoted with their fingers. But I knew it had to be more than the morphine. Take for instance, the Raven spirit guide at my bedside, could any drug account for that?
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11He had flashbacks to his war years, helping a kitty with mange, a dog with heartworm. While the other vets were going through Agent Orange, he was back at the Pet MASH.
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9vibration waved through the land. Were we "scared?" Were we "sacred?" or Were we "scarred?" I was a little of each as I picked myself dumbfounded from the floor.
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4rip-roaring, pistol-packing, rootinest-tootenest, hombre this side of the pecos! The pint-sized cowboy elevated himself by the propulsion of his holstered six-shooters.
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4d. When her boyfriend hocked the Wii for some weed, she knew she had to take her son that night. Her Zumba Fitness Training allowed her to shimmy down the drain pipe Ninja style.
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5neon-green juices. Being a jarred brain limited my plans of escape from theinstitution. I decided if I could trick the inter-office mail to send me to shipping, I might FedEx out.