Finished Folds (2001—2020)
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8involved infiltrating the Vatican with Ninjas. Chillbot laughed maniacally, "So, Manatee! you thought you could defeat me! Even now my brethren are arriving in Rome!" Just then
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4er. Cain had just buried the body under the orchard tree. Adam arrived sporting the afgan Cain had knit. "You know, this is better than a fig leaf, thanks. You seen Abel?"
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4the pentagrams on my bathroom mirror drawn in lipstick? I had succumbed to the succubus at a square-dance singles mixer. She was pretty good at promenading and hid her tail well.
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5I think of impure thoughts, I see it colored in day-glo yellow. My dreams look like a seventh grader's cliff notes for MacBeth. In hopes of counteracting it, I sniff white-out.
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5He karate chopped his hands down on the butcher block. "I want this much, and not an inch more, and ready in half-an-hour." Then he turned on his two-tones and went out.
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5she made a ringing noise from the side of her mouth. Kaitlin took a roll and held it to her ear. "What? Really? GottaGo Greatfirstdatebye!" She backed away knocking the table. Mark
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5She took off her shoe and went through the window. Sure enough, she was back in the room again. She put her shoe back on only discover it was for the other foot.
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7n earth? The suitcase sprouted mechanical legs and scurried away from the security check point. Riley dropped his scanner wand and went into a sprint. "Not again." he growled.
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5She rolled over and grabbed the handset. She answered, "Unn yeah?" The blackout shade rolled up to bright sunshine. "Sorry to wake you, but its three in the afternoon."
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1What idiot architect decided to add a curling arena to penthouse garden was anyone's guess. But after a few drinks, a stone would fall hurtling the 30 stories to a bimmer below.
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6Harold the Bear was missing his hat. It was pointy and made of red felt, like a garden gnome's. He made inquiries with his forest brethren. "Have you seen my hat?"
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6Chanel brought out the flow-charts. "So you see, I love BOTH David and Bob, Betty you're the odd girl out." Betty brought out her own Power Point, "Chanel, my analysis shows
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5the Button. A spring-loaded snake sprang out of the monitor. My comrades popped up behind me. "Surpirse Demetry. Happy Birthday!" "Oh you guys, got me again!" No WW3, but I will
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5I arrived at the bus wearing bear-skin breeches and carrying a battle axe. I had to tell the firm I would be late as I rushed back home to change. My barbarian split-personality
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3the cashier at Safeway. Riley nudged me in the ribs, "I'd like to check her out, if you get my meaning." I winced. He would buy one item at a time just to use her express lane.
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4discussed the finer points of Battlestar Galactica over Mai-Tais. A perfect 10 and a geek to boot! What were the chances? I calculated the answers on my TI scientific calculator.
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4a bar of semi-sweet baker's. Ernestine was at the brink of culinary science. In a few short moments, chocolate bacon would be on everyone's lips. Then the grease fire flared up.
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3The secret ways of the masons are mysterious and go all the way back to the Egyptian pyramids. Very few knew that the inner circle was into Cabaret and Judy Garland.
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5in Day Trader Day Care. Her portfolio consisted of rubber duckies, toilet paper tubes, and elmer's glue. One tot attempted a hostile take-over and had to have a time out.
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7"Yea, you may say that but we feel its smells like teen spirit mon." and thus another Nirvana Reggae tribute band was born. Playing grunge-dub in tie-died plaid shirts, life was