Finished Folds (2021—2040)
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6evidence we can't prove that he is the soul heir to the Magic Kingdom. We have had charlatans like this before. Time to warm up the generators and talk to Walt's head. Defrost now
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4He gave me a scruffy good-bye kiss in his terry robe. I went to work and was opening the diner when I met two men in suits. They flashed their badges. "About your husband..."
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2. He approached the punk-ass techno twerp and cradled his cranium in the folds of his right hand. "I'd advise you to appreciate the styln' of Hank Williams or I'm cracking an egg."
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5my carrot and stick policy. The board looked askance. "So you actually beat them with sticks?" "Bamboo, yep." I said. "...and reward them - with carrots?" "Organically grown."
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2fondant I had smeared all over the wedding cake. We were commissioned to do a "Twilight" with extra sparkles but the vampires looked like misshapen GI Joes. She handed me a chisel.
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4. I remembered his last words. "Hey, guys watch this." Where he got a gun on the tarmac I will never know. The 747 went up in a fireball along with Billy. I dove behind the luggage
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9I look up to the lighthouse, and muffle my oars. The beacon shines a ruby red across the breakers. We smuggle by the Queen's command. My hands are caked with sea salt as we row.
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4Hi my name is Anne, I am a robocall. The energy pulse you just received is a little reminder that we can take you down at any time. Have you thought about your credit?" He dropped.
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5hamster balls. Unfortunately for Jeremy, time-traveler, his skill set was very limited. 3-D mind coding of biaural energy wasn't even on anyone's resume at Monster. McDonald's
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7A sharp crack rang out. The yolk spread on the cobblestones below. An official investigation by all the King's men labeled it a suicide. But conspiracy buffs knew he was pushed.
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4to add air parenthesis which required both palms cupped by the ears. (She ain't nothing to write home about.) he said to me aside. I made an exclamation point to his nose. MY GIRL!
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4through the temple of Dopey. It was another day at the office for Orlando CSI. Mickey peered over his ray-bans, "Happy and Grumpy and now this... Someone has emotional problems."
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6Every atom in his body reached it's full energy level and ignited. His consciousness was spread across the Miky Way galaxy. His body swam in multiple dimensions. "meh." he thought.
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5you are settled in your recliner waiting for 'The Simpsons.' It pretends to lose vertical. You reach over with your finger then, "SNAP!!" clean off. The turtle's camoflage is
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4their next attempt. "Style your hair and style your salad! Comes in Blue Cheese, Ranch, and Caesar!" His boss swiveled in his chair. "I think you might have something. Get Vidal."
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5I turned to look at the Juke Box. It still had 'Convoy' by CW McCall and John Denver's 'Thank God I'm a Country Boy.' It was the Brigadoon of diner's appearing on 61 every 20 years
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4He checked his calendar. Every Tuesday was missing. Not the most popular day, but gone? How could he watch NCIS LA? When would his trash be picked up? He called the White House.
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2"Mama" voiced over by Elizabeth Taylor. He used his bamboo back scratcher to snatch some pork rinds as he sat nearer the swamp cooler. "Best Simpson ever." he sighed.
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6the snakes stopped dead in their tracks. One of them eyed Butch, "A bit much don't you think?" The others hissed in unison. "BUT YOU BIT ME!" yelled Butch. "Only a little."
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3ramen noodles. "Take the pebble out of my hand, grasshopper." The kid, still reeling, made a grab for it. "Crane at ease, boot-to-the-head." They kid went through the rice screen.