Finished Folds (2081—2100)
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8set the oven at 425°F, placed pineapple rings on the eyes and added bean sprouts to the top. It was a great success and won 1st place at Hormel's Spamboree 2012 in Austin, MN.
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6I looked at my feet. "What the?" I was missing a sandal. I looked back down the beach. Where did it go? Then, in a sudden burst, it shot out from a dune. I felt a low rumble nearby
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3As the package started vibrating, the remote control bomb manipulator deftly fired a water cannon. Phallic devices were found in the next county.
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6challenged me at the crossroads to a game of wily murder. Scratch displayed various weapons were before me as I rolled the knuckle bone. My pawn took a candle stick to the library.
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8tails and a top hat. He turned on an old stereo and tap danced to "Singin' in the Rain" Like whirling dervishes, it was his own style of jubilant meditation. The other hermit heard
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3a slight discoloration in your flesh, press "1." If you notice your heart is no longer beating, press "2." If you find your fingers are falling off, speak clearly "3." For further
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7with nail polish and a one hair brush, he would attempt ten minatures of a St. Pertersburg winter scene. So little has been said about Russian Realism. (and for good reason!)
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3was an old timer phone phreak. He would reminisce with the new black hats about the glory days of cracking Ma Bell and nearly strating WWIII. These new kids were little more than
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4But I had forgot the contract we had agreed to. The following was required: 2 bedtime stories, 4 songs about cats, 1 glass of water at room temperature, the fuzzy pjs with hippos,
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5Under the nom de plume, Groid Buttenberg, he wrote more than 36 Bodice-Ripping romances. Mabel Milkytoast, number one fan, wondered what his true name was and called the publisher.
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6She knocked gingerly on the basement door. "Jonny, put down the Warhammer minatures and talk to me. You are 27 and I feel it is time you knew about Santa." The scream was heard
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6"Now, what color?" The cat nodded to the left, meaning red. He flipped the card over, Queen of hearts. She got it right 99% of the time, but how to smuggle her to a roulette table?
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6frogs that camoflaged themselves as asphalt, a three headed duck that muttered in Korean, a cat whose fur sent off high-voltage sparks.Super fund clean-up would be difficult.
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3Bachelor #3 froze. "Um... I'd fast forward to the good times?" She continued, "Bachelor #1, Platonic Realism on the first date, what's your ideal archetype?" Uhh...
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5She looked up at him with her languid eyes. "Whose bright idea was it to go Ice Fishing with our bare hands?" I tried to calm her, "Its an interesting challenge?" The heat of her
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5The foam sprinklers kicked in, the sirens sounded, and the lights strobed red. Inspired, the deck hands kicked into an improptu rave. "Join the Navy!" was a recruiting hit.
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6a void on the warranty and besides its due for an oil change." Laughing maniacally, I slapped my assistant upside the head. "Never stop the progress of science! FULL REVERSE!" Time
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6my time, I have found ratchet's just turn my crank. Their constant, "click-click-click." makes it hard to start a conversation. In my autobiography, "The Tool Whisperer" I tell why
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5Day 8 Cigarettes are appearing in my dreams. My husband is snoring. As a premptive measure, I have put a padlock on my kitchen knives. Repeat the mantra. 'Smoking bad! Don't kill!'
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5had made a dirigible out of a mylar baloon so he was my go-to tech. Bob and I worked tirelessly in my garage on the alien blueprints. By the weekend, we had made a device which