Finished Folds (2101—2120)
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4ed off. But then Molly's go-ped FAIL on Utube got 20 million hits. Soon there were parody sites with LOL cats, movie mash-ups, cheap t-shirts, and jokes on Leno. She was a celeb.
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3ue unicorn appearing on a pink cloud. "Your mom's meatloaf can wait for later Jerry, come with me on an adventure of wonder!" I thought about it, Mom's meatloaf was pretty good...
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3kindergarten. Their lunches were laced with trace amounts of mind altering drugs so they would be more pliable for the CIA's Special-Op Assassin Prepschool (SOAP) for girls.
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3The new trend was to step away from the digital age and embrace the analog. People gave up on CDs and blue-rays and went back to wax cylinders, music boxes and nickelodeons.
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2narl. I hid behind the bush avoiding the cockatrice's stony gaze and made a hasty sketch in my journal. Being a crypto-ornitholgist is not an easy task. The nesting site of a Roc
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3Countdown... 1 2 3 4 5 Blastoff!
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4nearly stumbling off the mountain. The first annual Punic War Reinactment was headed for disater. The drunk elephants caused avalanches to ski chalets below. The Hannibal actor saw
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4"...Next!" "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!" "Not on the guest list, back of the line! Next!" "I am Arthur! King of the Britons!"
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4"For once and for all I'm retired get out of my ocean. Security." He tried to inflate his ducky inner tube as Oprah's minions arrived in a minisub. He was escorted to the compound.
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4Jim sweated. Doing his vaudville routine at the Iron City bar for his customers required the utmost concentration. He finally had seven plates spinning on the pool cues. "Pay up!"
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3His virtual rendering iShoes were out of wack. What he thought was a Neon Matrix of wonder turned out to be rows gray warehouses, all exactly alike. He went to the cyber cobbler.
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8signaled a conspiracy far beyond my understanding. I set up motion detectors in the room. Sure enough, I saw that the Tickle-Me-Elmo Mob was against the Action Figure Elite.
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3she needed a pair of golden choppers. Elvira's current teeth were made of pinon and juniper bush. Could he pan enough by Christmas? What about claim jumpers?
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7e from the slimy depths. A cephalopodic face turned its jundice eyes to her. "I'll be your theraputic message this evening." The tenacles tapped her back applying shiatsu pressure
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7She gave him a watch-chain. "I had to sell my hair." she sighed. He passed her his present. "How ironic, here are some coupons for Great Clips. Look at the time, gotta go."
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4..and so the decision young man, The Lady or The Tiger?" I adjusted my turban and regretted my situation. Now I know why the prince traded places with me. What does a pauper know?
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12tapping from the outside of the hull. We were in deep space, what could be out there? I peered into the void at a spacesuit. The visor depolarized and I so my own face, frightened.
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7the vacant ghosts. I looked up at the subway ads "Damned? For Hope Call 1-800-DIAL ANGELS" I tried my cell phone, no bars. The PA yelled, "End of the line! Everyone out!" Brimstone
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4dawned. Prisoners cheerfully donned character costumes and greeted sugar sticky-children for photographs. Otherwise, There was a dark hole with "A Small World After All" on repeat.
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4use my Vorpal +4 Cast-Iron Stomach to achieve my goal as Gastro-Paladin level 9. I was up against a Troll and a Grog Master. With fanfare, the frankfuter eating contest had begun.