Finished Folds (2121—2140)
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2there were plenty of people to talk to. With the rythmic drum beat of the task master, it was kind of cheery. Sure the shackles and oar where a hindrance, but a galley slave could
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2Which is why I switched to programming in COBOL with my UNIVAC electronic brain. As long as l had enough vacuum tubes, I might be able to reveal the secrets of the universe.
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6You would think instructions on a Pizza "Please take contents out of box before cooking." might be obvious. But with a fifth of Jim Beam in the system, Mort had to call the VFD.
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5formed Oompa Loompas Local 49. We demanded more chocolate (of course.) and shorter hours performing dance routines for spoiled brats. Wonka brought in Munchkin scabs. Shortly,
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5mime credentials. It was unfair that people had a right to free speech but not for free silence. I tried to give the Thought Police the slip but I kept running in place.
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6black brought out his guitar and sernaded Shiela. "I fell into a burning ring of fire..." "How could Johnny Cash be alive?" Shiela wondered. Just then, the UFOs appeared.
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4Just then, the SWAT team busted in with flash gernandes, tear gas and Mickey Mouse ears. They knew that the criminal element would always succumb to rodent fear.
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4Gronk, the benevolent alien, looked down at his matter transference beam. He wanted to feed the world by transmitting manna via brain waves. Sadly, all he could send was yams.
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8discover my furniture was a thimble and thread spool. I looked outside my window and saw the gigantic eye of Aunt Arlene peer at me. "Another one for my collection!" she bellowed.
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6the tape word is truly a vile creature, similar to a book worm. He released one on his unsuspecting roomy, he ended up with the jingle for Dr. Pepper stuck in his head for hours.
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3the FDA discovered that peanut shells and chipped bones gave CRACK! cereal its "CRACK!" A PR spokesperson stated, "Lighten up! it's non-toxic! have a bowl!"
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4I decided my credo was to "Always pay it backwards." That means I steal the coffee from that guy behind me in line. And later, he will steal someone's happy meal, and so on...
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6the manacles were tight as he was dragged to the obliette. But his whispers did not fall on deaf ears, the rats heard him. By midnight, a horde approached the prison, prepared for
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4He collected literature from alternate dimensions. He had just aquired Jorge Orwellington's "1985." and placed it beside June Aspen's "Pride and Perceptions." But what he really
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1Unfortunately, I was sent to 3 blocks away. Since they were on holiday break, I was propped on the door step. I tried to break free of my chocolate Santa encasement. A dog sniffed.
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6num... num... as you can see Joey likes to chew the pink playdough and show off his teeth marks. Mary has proceeded to cover her hair entirely. I have just been beaned by Cubby.
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5. He lined up behind the Wise men. They had some major bling for this gig, but he was late. He heard it was some sort of Bar Mitzvah or barn dance. He started his drum solo.
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11a smaller boulder. and by the by, we know its Hell, but no smoking." Sisyphus fumed at Beelzebub and went back to work. His whole Millennium break was taken up by that review.
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6fluffy pillows. I took off my stiletto heels, set down my Appletini and adjusted my assets. "Bring it on like DONKEY KONG!" I did a roundhouse to the head, crushing his larynx
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6McCoy pulled out Heckler & Koch PSG1 with infrared scope and armor piercing bullets. Roy tilted his Stetson back, "Bit much for pronghorns you think?" "It was my ma's..."