Finished Folds (2141—2160)
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5whisk'em inz a contrary moshun untilz well blenz. Voila sauce!" The demon stumbled off stage. Matt Lauer's smile was frozen, "Well, thank you Mr. Beezle. Next up, kitties!"
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4"Whither to tarry in contents so varied to exploit the inconsolable tween, I recommend surely to place someone burly, who is shirtless, muscled, and clean." The Haiku response was
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1I was figuring the cloned Jesus might be played by that Beiber boy so we could get that whole tween demographic and of course Tom Hanks plays the cloning scientist for the boomers.
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5were perfect specimens in every way. Every eyelash in place. We altered our genes to produce zero body fat. And yet, we spend all day glued to 84" 3D HDTVs with our microbrews.
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3would buy the idea of sliced bread. They thought it would dry out. I was then inspired to show them the Peanut Butter. They told me it was too sticky. When I brought the jelly,
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3She learned English from the Muppet Show. "Good Morning! did you sleep well? Wakka-Wakka-Wakka!" "Here's your coffee MEEEP MEEP MEEP!" "I'll make eggs horde-hor-de-scood-de-doo!"
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4Yes Master, I simply love playing Call of Duty for hours on end. (No, I don't must resist!) Yes, I will go to the fridge and get you a Fanta. (My mind must break befor..) Twizzler?
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5was he anyway? His yearbook picture had been cut out. All my friends had no idea who I was talking about. Phonebooks were blank. It was as if he was wite-outed from life.
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3minatures and couple of 20-sided dice!" The goons and I were forced to play Oubliettes and Ogres in the basement. After a 12 hour marathon session, I gave in. Bugsy would be GM.
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5"Zombie Truckers," the History channel's new post-apocolyptic documentary . Another popular show was "The Girls in the Next Bunker." Civilization may be dead but cable was alive.
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4You may of heard of John Henry or Paul Bunyan, but the greatest folk hero of 'em all was ol' J. Manatee, P.I. He dun conquered the mid-west with his intense percepshuns. One time,
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7The open-house was half over with no prospects. Amanda adjusted the crease in her skirt. "Maybe if I had an apple-cinnamon potpourri. They wouldn't notice the smell of dread."
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6but then I interrupted him blogging one night. Due to lack of thumbs, Sparky was writing on my iPad. I read over his sholder. "Cats! they think they're so smart. Gotta Go PIR."
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7"Hello Cleveland! We are Improv Boys Acapella! But first we need an animal!" "Hamster!" a bopper shouted. "A dowop a doo... Ham-ham-ster! a woop a doo..."
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10At 4 am in the morning, the riot police marched up with their ballistic shields and pepper spray cannisters. The mob rushed the line. Walmart had only ten Tickle-Me Elmos.
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8urban legend. "The number of the Beast is just a PO box. I have to pick up its junk mail all the time." The demon then did the cup and ball trick and 3 card monte. I was impressed.
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5gorilla suit. He held up the Carpet King placard in the way of the chilling breeze as cars whizzed past. He wanted to be an actor, this job bites big time.
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5he went online to look at his rating. There he was, between Genghis Kahn and Carrot Top. To move up, he had to be 'nice' to his roomy. Things like 'flush the toilet' and 'bathe.'
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6See'd I (seedy?) knew an easter egg in a game would draw in hardcore gamers. I hinted at cryptic messages with slim wit. Man, I was a firecracker, a real M80.
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3sittin' in this kennel a waitin' for my bowl. yea." Lucy Brown had just about had it with her Bluesy Hound. He was always looking at her with those puppy eyes.