Finished Folds (2161—2180)
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6Tom mailed to Pat "Guns - Yes, Germs - No, Steel - I have a roomy 10 by 20 fallout shelter with two ton titaniam doors. Pic encls." He sent snapshot of himself in a Ghillie Suit.
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4looked at his dissertation (complete with centerfold of Ms. April) they concluded that he just might be the tenured professor they were looking for. His classes were always SRO.
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3was the Land of SorrowsLost. Sue had opened a fly-specked trunk in the old Victorian attic and ended up on a vast beach of broken shells. A storm was brewing and she saw a ship.
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5Now on Fox. SHE has a 9 to 5 job as a legal assistant for a major lawfirm. HE wears a dunce cap and eats cellophane. Hilarity ensues! This week, the nosy neighbor calls the police.
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5Cowboys, bees, car keys, socks, hopes and dreams: they were all disappearing. Many scientists thought it had something to do with the Rainbow Connection. I'll see you there!
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4He became a fixture, like a Tiki idol or a wicker chair. Always at the same place, always ordering a Blue Hawaiian. He waited for the girl from Ipanema's smile. On another isle,
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4. M stared back at Q. "We spent how many pounds for this? An ejector-seat lazy-boy recliner?" Q hemmed, "But you see, the remote control is disguised as a remote contro... oh."
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5. "Poppycock!" exlcaimed Holmes. "This baby knows about the Emerald Earring Affair! See how it drools on the exact story in the Times! The game is afoot! Bring a nook and a nappy!"
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3My wandering eye drifted to a picture of the previous owner on the mantle. Why had I never noticed the stern demeanor before? Its gaze was centered on a ragged corner of the rug.
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8. In class, I passed her a note. "Still mad at me, Kana? ( ) Yes ( ) No." When I got it back, she had taken a marker and covered the whole note black. I need to make it up to her.
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5Quick honey, take a picture! Right by that redwood stump. Me and sasquatch, pals forever! Smile! Hey honey, don't use the flash it might startle him. DON'T USE...
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4oasis. Every afternoon at 3, at the Sam's Club, they take their coffee break. Melinda knits as Walter and Dan continue their marathon game of Magic the Gathering. When the lights
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4they are windows to the abyss . A photo with red eye captures the burning flame that rages. Optomitists secret mission is to keep your soul contained.
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6MAKE HIM STOP REPEATING (repeating) EVERY WORD I SAY! (I say...) I just about had enough with those two in the back, we were in the middle of Utah and our radiator was at boiling.
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6I have hidden it in a dumpster in the Washington Wilderness. Anyone who is able to solve my cipher is welcome to the loot. For my valet, a boot to the head. As for my whiskey,
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5I would not could not with a giraffe in a bath. I will not with a panda on the veranda, Not in a garage, not in a swift, not with a drift. I do not like them Sam-I-Am!
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2howled with rage, "Now what will I eat Fava Beans with? More Fava Beans?" Judge Wapner pounded the gavel. "So says The People's Court!" Lecter was wheeled out. "I am so displeased.
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5flowing beard. We made a tv out of a cardboard box and used shadow puppets to play all of our favorites. I could recite "Rhoda" from memory. On Saturday mornings, "Superfriends."
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5Whiplash handed him his resume. It said his skills were: foreclosure, saw mills, tying women to tracks. Mr. Dursby pointed to the last item. "More of a hobby." sneered Snidley.
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4"For a merry man, you're a pretty snarky." Robin Hood joined in and patted his bald pate. "I could play the bongos on this baby." Friar Tuck swung and accidently hit Maid Marian.