Finished Folds (2181—2200)
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3his moral judgment. His sermon should have been a give-away, "Thou should doest as I sayest, not verily as I doest." Father Squamous was led away in handcuffs. His bookie joint
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9h. Hence, the investment at the CERN particle accelerator in creating quantum race cars. They reach the finish line even before the starting gun. Expensive, but worth it.
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5listed violently and static filled the screen. "Damn wigeons!" I heard Mr. Jenson scream outside. "Keep out of my yard!" My Fisher-Price predator drone had bit the dust. I vowed
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3she was marrying my twin brother. I was in my tux in a utility closet bound with duct tape. Even as a kid, he was always trying to 'one up' me. Now he has Amy. I pounded the door.
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3... and amplifiers, iPods, cd players, and Blue-Ray players." The Radio-Shack lackey advised me. "I just want an AM/FM radio." "I'm sorry we don't carry those."
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9Was that a plea? Duty calls! I must write the second fold! But how could I follow such perfection? It was like I had to follow the Beatles on Ed Sullivan. My pursuit was hopless.
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2with all her might. Colors be damned, she tore out the whole mother board. An blue spark arced from the machine leaving a charred hole where its heart used to be. Good riddance.
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5ious bon-mots. Tom watched Thomas the Tank engine while Mot (anti-tom) got tanked engineering his revenge. Mot momenteum momentarily tormented Tom's train of thought.
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3This, and many other hits can be yours if you just order now for Ktel's "Emo Sounds of the Millinium!" Who can forget, "Sands of my soul make paths in the loam." or "Rain...huh"
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2. It was a common con, dress like a geezer, get old ladies to sign their life savings away, and then spend the rest of the year in Tahiti. It was working until his wrinkles melted.
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9There were only three people in the world that can make pecan pie to die for: my mother (god rest her soul,) me, and a Russian hit man. There can only be one.
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3showed everyone his 8x10 glossies of his Hawaiian 'sales meeting' "Man, that was a great time!" as he punched his coworkers in the shoulder. "Anyone get laid... off? Heh-heh."
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2collander. The Carpet King drove up in a fire engine red studabaker. He pulled a samples book out of the back. "You must be the missus, sure is dry here in OK," Mom just stared.
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4Huddling in a doorway, I turned my collar up. The rain dropped rainbows in the oily puddles. Then I heard a swell of violins. I felt like dancing! I was in a musical! "Just Singing
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4To be one with the Tao is to be in balance with the dual polarities of your nature. One must be in flow with the universe. Which is why I have trouble with stop lights.
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5. It was at that point I had it wit' Dingo-Kanga Queen o'the Dessert Kickboxing. I took my tucker bag and went on walk-about in the outback. I should have brought a canteen because
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4Everything I do becomes a fad. I drank White Russians BEFORE "The Big Lebowski." I had an ironic goatee in the Eighties! (I wish I could just sue somebody.)
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4their quest. They had the avocado shag carpet for years and each stain pointed the way. The spilled bong water looked like the upper part of Michigan, that was their destiny.
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6John O'Hurley, the next MC for Family Feud. He had the soul of a Time Lord, just like James Bond.
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3that guy you know? The one who had that movie about the melting ice cubes in Africa or someplace. Something about globby yarning. I think he was a VIP or something like that.