Finished Folds (2201—2220)
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3bagger at Safeway. But then you realize you are a fictional character, subject to the whims of omnipitent writer. You take off your name tag, grab two bottles of beer and jump!
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3Hall offered the woman, dressed as a llama, the cheez-whiz appetizer, but wait! Would she prefer what was behind Curtain Number One? (Take the Cheese! No! Take the Curtain!)
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7I told Sophie (the phantom that was haunting me) that she was wrong. I DID care about unicorns. They need to be properly cared for if you want to make a coat and walking stick. She
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4Zen Munster himself. His book "The Path to True Cheese Headiness" is a best seller in Wisconsin. Raised a humble dairy farmer, he found his true calling by observing cows ruminate.
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4I sat down in front of the suspect. He hadn't lawyered up yet, so here was my big chance to get that confession. " So Mugsy, you added a cup of flour and a teaspoon of baking soda.
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4his eyes rolled into the back of his head. "Borrow Sugar Please?" he whispered, stumbling through my front door. His robe was caked in mud. I thought, "Sleep Walking?"
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5He liked to tap unsupecting bus riders on the shoulder, twirl his spiked moustache and cackle snidely. He made deals for their souls. The cops arrested him for general nuisance.
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3started stomping up and down on the top of the van "What do we want?" raged the rabble rouser. "Twinkies!" the mob roared. I turned on the Turkey-in-the-Straw and tooted the horn.
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5Well hidden from prying eyes, deep in the Beverly Hills, guarded by Brinks security, sits the Million Dollar Store. Everything is for sale for just a Million dollars.
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4Eighty coconuts were lined up in the town square. With cameras rolling, he would attempt the world record for most broken with his head in one minute. Picking up the first one,
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6which is why I wear goggles while chopping jalapenos. Don't get me started about the raw onions! My skin becomes raging, blistering, (cook me I'm done) grizzled pieces of leather.
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3"The Beverly Hills Have Eyes" horror sitcom was a hit. Soon other shows followed suit: "Gilligan's Island of Dr. Moreau" "Petticoat Junction of the Dead." Money was rolling in.
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3. "No ifs, no buts, no coconuts! Back of the line!" By the time he made it to the front, the mothership had left. He was stuck on the horrid planet with a toothbrush and dramamine.
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2my EBay store, "Horrible Nostalgia Nobody Wants." Top on my list was a life-size stuffed 'Noid and an 8-track deck in the shape of a hamburger. My HR Puffinstuff lunchbox sold for
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4. I looked across the school hallway. A group of students wore neon WWJD bracelets. I didn't know so many teens were part of the World Wide Judo Division. I had to prepare.
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3this benign lamp shade! Argh! (Ping!) I look down at my Pet Rock and sigh. Only 4 more folds to go, nothing. I pick up the red phone and dial for a crackshot professional writer.
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4brush my teeth." Your local mad scientist just smiled and pulled the straps tighter. "Don't worry you won't feel a thing." A flash of light, a smell of ozone: You're invisible! Wow
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2The owl responded, "Ah one, ah twooo, ACH!" and choked on the titanium. Tootsie was sued by the Sierra Club for spotted owl endangerment. The turtle went into witness protection.
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4On my stroll, I looked down at the strange markings construction crews put on the pavement. This mark is for a gas line, that one, for sewers. Why is there one for hot chocolate?
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5full back postion, I see good defense for the Monster squad. The Invisible Man's passing game still remains to be seen. The Ghoul kicker has a leg up he has his head in the game.