Finished Folds (2261—2280)
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4as Colorado School of Mines they would look into the safety of natural gas fracking.. The Mining CEO shelved the idea and the Rocky Mountains turned into a giant sinkhole.
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1the doomsday device with the big red digital numbers sets the world aflame? Can our hero understand the Korean writing in time? Would his girlfriend stop looking over his shoulder?
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7Let tell you a story that was told long ago by the settlers of this fair plain. Those hard tack pioneers who tamed the West and built the first strip mall. Cinnabuns as far as the
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5A boy drove up to Dorothy, "Can you direct me to the Phantom Tollbooth? My GPS has been buggy since I talked to the Cheshire Cat." Toto growled at the Watchdog. A white rabbit
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8swings were brought out. It was a huge playground designed for adults. During coffee breaks, you could see accountants on the teeter-totters and HR on the merry-go-round. Fun was
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2It was an excellent retort but I only thought of it at 4 am in the morning. I quickly wrote it down and fell asleep. I woke up the next day and read it. "To Peach disown?" (swell)
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4"These are not the droids you are looking for..." said the mysterious cowled figure. "THOSE are the droids you are looking for." he pointed to Wall-E and Twiki, "Get 'em!"
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5She picked up a box of carnival glass at the estate sale. A small folio of faded photographs was in the bottom. It held tintypes of a men wearing assorted paper hats, glowering.
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6bought an Apple II+. Apple also seceded from the union and established a home land in Northern California. He had to travel through many technocracies to reach there. Amiga held
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6Months of practice, Joe was able to talk subliminally. "HI TED! /give/HERE/me/ IS/the/THAT/day/REPORT /off/YOU /now/WANTED!" His boss stopped "Hey take the rest of the day off."
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4She went to the Dex, "Bayonets, Batons, Bouillon, Ahh! Boyfriends!" She picked up the phone and dialed. "Yeah, gimme a tough biker guy with a heart of gold sent to this number."
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3"Hello Utah! Yeah, This is Cult Baby Stew! One Two Three!" The lead guitarist threw cushions into the Mosh pit for the most violent pillow fight in history.
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5With a massive groan, God flooded the earth again. Puns were beyond redemption. Noah invited the animals to dance with the tropical birds. "Two can can-can as toucan can."
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3The chartreuse multi-armed bunny turned to me. "You don't get stoned, just philosophical.""Well, that is the most coherent thing I heard all day." I thought, as he turned into a
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2Meanwhile, Jack with his size 567 W Reboknaroks he had stolen, went into real estate. He sold split level shoes to old women who had so many children they didn't know what to do.
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3chaw on this BBQ!" he smiled at me with a toothless grin and waved the bone under my nose. This was my third time at the annual Rural Cult Sacrifice Cook-Off. It had gone down hill
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3Angry Bird that he was, he shifted into high gear. Barry Canary knew his mission. He had a hit against those porcine boars and their houses made of sticks and bricks and hay.
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3write caustic comments on the bottoms of forums concerning the horticulture of orchids. Sure, no will read them, but my rants would be out there. I decided to do the right thing.
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6my dictionary exploded. Words dribbled all over the floor. That is the last time I'll use scrabble as inspiration for my poetry. The longer ones hid under the couch. I took a broom
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3was right next to him at the bar. "I'll have a pina- MOM! what are you doing here?" She looked over to her son. "Are those my sling-backs you're wearing? They look good on you."