Finished Folds (2241—2260)
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3getting the right armatures. U Tube, the bucking bronco, was stuffed and mounted above the fire place in a life-like pose. She stepped back and admired her handiwork.
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3It made it easy to keep track of the time zones. To save on baggage fare, I wear my entire wardrobe for a week in layers. After leaving the plane, I carjack a taxi to save money.
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6It was hard for Asdf to be under the thumb of Qwerty all the time. "!@#$%" he thought to himself. "Yuiop is back in town, you know the type." Qwerty rose up, "Send him a letter."
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2we hear the cry of lambs. I stabbed repeatedly with my voice rising to a crescendo. "Die, Die DIE!" The rest of the class stared. "Tim can you stop carving the pumpkin and see me?"
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2"So Leo baby, what have you got for us this time?" Da Vinci spread the vellum across the table. "Vinchey, Vinchey, Vinchey, is that supposed to fly? Show me some pizzaz! Mona was a
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6It was favorite, with ivory inlay and camel hair bristles. Where was his toothbrush? He had put it next to the drinking cup. Then he noticed the cup had lip-stick marks on it.
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6help in the creation of the world. Jehovah poured the mixture into a large baking pan and turned to the Watchers. "Now set the timer for seven days. and voila!... Oh, Half-baked."
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6bellowed as it poked me with its razored talon. "TAG! YOUR IT!" and then tramped into the foliage. Sighing, I pulled my 3-horned bulk from the ground and trundled after him.
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2whale, following the pounding bass, had beached through the VIP velvet rope. Ol' Joes Hard Country Road House and Crab Shack was awash with brine.
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5that and his own room with an Xbox 360 and soda fountain and slot-car race track. When he was king, she would be sent to the dungeon and say how sorry she was a 1,000 times.
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4I looked into to the mirror and there it was, right in the middle of my forehead. My third eye was emerald green with pale-white eyelashes. It was admonishing me.
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2her interview. She held her temper by writting down the word in black charcoal F... 'at-sign'...'hash-tag'...'dollar-sign'. "F@#$"? She was even censoring her own mind. "Oh S&*%..
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4numbing comfort of a cozy snuggie. The neurotoxins on the giant tentacle suckers caused a wonderful numbness which lessened my fear of the terrible kraken maw approaching.
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4leave her for another coed who was into Helvetica and Pantone colors. She approached Bill "Can you drop the T-square and tech pen and look at me? I want to be a star!"
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7"Will the defendent approach the stand and raise your right hand?" The transplanted right arm flipped off the Bailiff and took a swing at the Judge. "Get that rightwing
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12The warlock chewed on his no. 2 pencil. "Lead is to Gold as Mercury is to..." The witchcraft SAT had him stumped, if only he hadn't caroused with those Scottish coven last night.
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4Using skills of deduction, I concluded that my pursuer wears a red coat and eats spaghetti and drives a station wagon. I put on my yellow coat, ate my corn dog and escape in a KIA.
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4. The climax was a pyrotechnic deuling banjo speed-metal hoedown. The crowd whooped it up in their Stetson hats and AC/DC t-shirts as they line-danced in the mosh pits.
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10CSI: Omaha. The show were we see intrepid scientists wheel about in their office chairs and play Canasta. The lead investigator stares out the window and waits and waits...
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4I could find their damn dams. Always blocking up my fishing pond. Imitating the buffalo hunters of yore, I donned my beaver hide and approached the lake a gnawing on a cedar.