Finished Folds (2281—2300)
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4Hmm? Oh, I am sorry. I don't speak 'text' Let me just reach for my translator. Hmmm... Here we go. Oh, that was funny. Let me reply. 'Semi-Colon Right Parenthesis' I hope that
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1it is time for the underwater immersion sensory-deprivation chamber." I strapped my toddler in the wet suit, attached the facemask, and set the timer for 1 hour.
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7After the accident, he was able to taste music. The Overture from the Flying Dutchman was lime jello. Motorhead's Ace of Spades, burnt grilled cheese.
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5. He gracefully laid her in the cleansing bath getting most of the dirt off the bones. By the deterioration, she was buried in the 50s. He searched his closet for a poodle skirt.
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4sense I was lost in a land of pronouns. You, we and I were there when they were after us. I asked him about her but he told me to stuff it. I went here finding that elsewhere.
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8Times Up! Step away from the counter, what have your prepared for us? "Well, it a beetroot soup with sauteed molerat and a garnish of dried sunflower shells. I was inspired by my
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3The guy rapped on the Gates and Saint Peter answered. "Can I get in?" "Not until you atone for the murder of 56,176 living creatures." "I never killed anyone!" "Remember Halo?"
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5. Sadly, the hypnotist unlocked the punchlines of puns, "Rudolph the Red, Knows rain dear." "Silly Rabbi, Kicks are for Trids." His sister asked if he was cool. "Hip? No sis."
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3"Heinz?" "No we don't have ketchup." "Catch up?" I was not getting through. "I'm starving in there is anything edible on this shuttle?" "Just olive juice." "I love you too, don't
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2"Here we go! first floor!" (ding) "Here we go! second floor!" (ding) By around floor 47, his boss an quaking mess wedged in the corner. It had been a good day.
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6us speciman with rottweiler and poodle heads, second cousin to Cerebus. My trip to the fifth ring of Heck was getting complicated. I had to get an accordion file for my clues.
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3I my garage, I created a 1:6 scale model of my cubicle. Everything works. From the telephone to the copy machine. My action figure was He-Man with dockers. The other drones were
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5. I was mano-a-mano in a Rushambo cage match to the death. At the corners of the areana were the deadly weapons, Granite Crushing Stone, Sythe Scissors, and Paper Tiger. 1...2...3!
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3I walked up to the nearest local and said, 'Excuzee moi sil vou plate. Que Mc Donald, Si? Big Mac?Yum? Yum?" He hit me over the head with a baguette. "Non! Stupides Américains!"
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11went off with out a hitch until his neck bolts started poking out of his turtle neck sweater. He tried to hide by the punchbowl but Beth spotted him. "Hey Frank! Long time!" "Urgh"
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8was a character in a FoldingStory. My life ambition would change to the fates many writers directing me in their mecurial ways. Suddenly, I was riding a horse.
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6he did on the penitentary walls in Utah. He had some real poetry going until they released him. Maybe the jail house booze made of potato peelings was his muse. Outside, he lost it
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6They say home is where the heart is. I keep mine under the floorboards. Late at night, I can still hear it beating...
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3. All those times you turned your bald dome in my direction and said "Make it so, number one." Just dismissing me and my gorgeous goatee. Not like I care and all. Data gets all
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5He liked the Josha Tree album. He could even bear the Real Thing crouch 360 video. Maybe he just hated the name, Bono. It sounded to much like Bozo, Bongo, Banjo, Bonzo, and Bobo.