Finished Folds (2401—2420)
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6and so on and so on. I took a ride down the mobius strip drinking whiskey from a kline bottle. The cops stopped my Ford Torus. "You again! You are in violation of topography law."
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5textures like "Pat the Bunny." People could feel the wooliness of confused thinking, the slickness of a clean soul and the pricklyness of a harsh diatribe. Colleges used it for
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5sits in a sad little corner and pretends with legos." NASA set up an ad to plead for funds. "Look at this poor rocket scientist. Not even a slide ruler. But you can help with only
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2it hailed maroon ice the size of golf balls. Meteorologist noted that the storm front looked like Elmo and Dora. The subconsciousness of toddlers was influencing the weather.
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4. It was years in development hell for the "Green Eggs and Ham" movie. Sean Penn walked off stage feeling he was typecast as the Sam guy. What was his motivation? Why green eggs?
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8He put the maglight between his teeth and looked deeper into the storage locker. He had the winning bid at the auction but wondered about the previous owner, Dr. Acula.
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5loaded the shotgun with rock salt. "Youse get off my properties!" yelled mama. Boss Hogg smiled, "What we have har is a failure to communit..." The gun went off. "Where my boys?"
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4immortal you get peckish for your offspring. Imagine Chronos' embarassment when he discovered, that Cronos, Titan of the Gods, had beaten him to it. "Now they'll say I'm copying."
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1felt that would be too easy. I wanted to challenge my limits. I figured that if I practice hard enough I could jump out of the pit. It worked in Super Mario, why not here?
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4one of those olestra pringles. Unlike the ad, I could just eat one. The void produced other consumables unknown to man: faster-than-lite beer, quark flakes, and boson jerky.
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2I tried to signal to the cat to get help but she was distracted by a fly. Where is Lassie when you need her? The car picked up speed as I struggled with the zip ties. Using my toes
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4Manatee tasted the fried rice surrounding the severed head. "This is cooked Szechwan style. This head is from a different restaurant!" Encylo-Brown, not to one-upped, noted
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3their taste buds were blunted. After our marketing study, we started the franchise, "Col. K's Libyan Frog Legs To Go." Mr. Sander sent his attack lawyers after us for copyright.
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5and then out onto the playground. She turned to me and planted a wet one on my forehead. She whispered, "They're after us, we must take flight." She pulled me into a waiting taxi.
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4I switched to Vita, a cheap Taiwanese knock-off of Visa. I carried a cubic zirconia card. I was now able to make purchases at flop houses and with shady bookies
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2the place was jumping, literally. Pieces of acoustic tile were falling on the dance floor. My clog stomping boogie woogie was tearing down i-beams. I just couldn't stop. Police
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4stand there for hours. Nothing like waiting for a ride among bored kids and crabby senior citizens. Finally, I was in front. Then the coaster broke down. A murmer rippled through
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5your brain is like a connect-the-dots with a few numbers missing. Maybe it is your obsession with Jane Lynch before she made it big or your love of italian plumbers. Either way,
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5The second thoughts he had after he plummeted over the Niagra Horseshoe Falls in an inflatable bouncy ball were swiftly erased by the tonnage of fresh water fast approaching.
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4. The nice thing about a Monster Truck is that you can park it just about anywhere. I like the sound of mini-coops when they pop. I turn up the bass so I don't hear the curses of