Finished Folds (2461—2480)
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2man with the longest freestyle beard. "And what are you going to sing for us today?" quipped the judges. "Yumpin' Yimmny!" he thought, "This isn't Whisker Fest 2011!" He hummed a
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4"The Butcher" was the start of a new slasher film franchise. The next films in the trilogy would be "The Baker" and "The Candlestick Maker." Nursery rhymes were perfect for horror.
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3fluttered her pretty eyelashes. "Well, ain't youse the sweetest thing?" said the farmer's daughter. She led the invader behind the barn and clobbered it with a frying pan,
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4were in my interview when I approached Sir Connery. I eagerly pulled up a chair. "You. Bald. How long?" After a moment of reflection, he responded with a jab to my lower jaw.
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1was too good for him. What I wanted him to do was go on a reality show where he was sent to the Alaskan wilderness to learn survival and tango dancing. I wanted suffering.
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14. "I feel we be finding treasure by this purple circle." My second quipped "Isn't that's a ring mark from your wine goblet, sir?" "DO NOT QUESTION ME!" I yelled rolling it up.
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1be served on crackers as a spur of the moment appetizer. In a spot, it could be a swell hair gel. The secret was smuggled out of Nazi Germany by Himmler's personal valet. The Brits
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4He had a smile that filled half his face. "Friendly enough," thought Shortcake and ordered a Shirley. Grimace broke the ice. "I LIKE SHAKES! (and you?)" "I smell of strawberries."
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6. Old man kept talking in riddles. Why did he call me Grasshopper? I typed my Fold "Class is boring, LOL!" I was promptly hit by a bamboo stick. "In brevity, the broth is thin."
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3have a pleasant conversation. But owning the only Gas Station in Monster Valley, dialogs were often limited to gutteral grunts and snarls. Then she walked in to order a Slim Jim,
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6punctual. It was just a simple matter of propping him up as a sundial in the front yard. Passing motorists would wave at his eternal smile.
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4have an urge to eat a whole box of Mac and Cheese, uncooked, just right out of the box. Your night sweats will be followed by the sense that someone is licking your toes. (Eww)
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6large crowbar embedded above the eye socket. Though grisly in appearance, he felt normal, except he couldn't remember the color blue or the number seven. The doctors helped by
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4remember the episode? What you didn't see was the outtakes where Mr. Rogers yelled "You can't handle the truth!" and punched the Judge. Mister McFeely had to hold him back.
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3The live studio audience clapped when Det. Manatee entered the room. "Has there been a robbery?" (His famous catch phrase.) "See this water on the sill? The Sears ice tray thief is
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3se breath smelled terrific. She rounded up her newly transformed lovers and set up a Grand Canyon mule train. She was raking in dough until the spell reversed.
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7. Floor... down. Ceiling ... up. I was finally oriented properly. My cat was staring at me, "Ralph! Get up! Its afternoon and you still haven't fed me!" Since he never spoke before
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9. Lulled by the monotone statistics of bankruptcy and the impending health care crisis, I drifted into a pleasant sleep as the economists discussed the national debt.
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5showed her the engagement ring. "Be with me here, underground, in the sewers, away from the hustle and bustle of the surface dwellers." She looked deeply into his subterranean eyes
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2Feeding and caring for a rock lobster. 1. Find a sunny terrium that can fit a turn-table, disco ball, and strobe light 2. The rock lobster is nocturnal and will party all night. 3.