Finished Folds (2481—2500)
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5tapioca pudding and if they are going to have ham salad for dinner. I peered out the blinds and wondered if it was Fall or Spring. I practice Sudoku to keep part of my brain
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2I shook the spray-can a few more times. I felt that my manifesto would get to those fat cats at the Wall Street Journal. Emblazoned in neon-green across the front doors, 'nuf said.
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3pressure of a cop these days? it just makes you want to cry." I tried to roll up the window but he was hugging me inconsolably with heaving sobs. "Um... there, there?" Traffic was
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4the Apple Dumpling Gang. The promo for the show, "Mayberry COPS: Southern Justice. He only needed one bullet and he kept it in his pocket." Top ratings on the History channel.
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3a croquet mallet. Mumrah backed away as I looked at the eldrich runes glowing in St. Elmo's Fire. "No! you have the Mallet of Destiny +4 vs. Mummy (2d20)!" Why did he even have it?
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4"Oh, look luvy an ice berg!" The rake tipped back his martini glasss and nearly stumbled overboard. "Let's ask the captain to get closer so we can put these drinks of the rocks."
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0But I just couldn't shake PTS nightmares. Undercover of darkness, I would sneak under the razor wire and don my domino mask. But she was always there, "SWIPER NO SWIPPING!" Oh Man!
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3I knew about these things from that Doctor guy. Thinking quickly, I ran up the stairs. "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMIN... Does not compute. Google search stairs." They had WiFi access?
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2This is 'special shortcut.' Traffic very heavy in Time Square." I remembered they no longer had cars in Times Square. "Stop this taxi, Now!" The driver pushed the gas. "Good-bye!"
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8. Of couse she thought I was being creepy, but I really did have a rocket all set and ready to go in my backyard. Some have Porsches, I have an Apollo 14. "How 'bout a spin?"
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4you could cut with a knife and serve with a side of slaw. I gingerly picked up the dented business card on my desk. It read "J.R. Bob Dobbs, God Head, Slack Industries"
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4turned off the lights and his tie read in phospherous paint "Won't you kiss me in the dark baby?" She laughed and gave him a joy buzzing he would never forget.
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2blubbery multi-chambered heart. When the tabloids outed his tryst with Jeam Grey, the unspeakable one had to come clean. Mutants are my friends, they will be the first to be eaten.
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8nostrils high in the air. "Point your noses to the heavens above." he exclaimed as he tapped with his ebony cane. "Ballet is all about snootiness, let's see some snoot."
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3times they are a changin." I wasn't sure I had the right Dylan. Old age caused me to mix up celebrities "Didn't the Seven-Year-Itch star Marlyn Manson? I didn't think that goth
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4"Youse just shots a whole in my Stetson!" The hombre pushed through the bat wing doors. "This woulda cost $69.95 at JC Penny's... retail!...during Crazy Days!"
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5can't get me!" and hid behind the formica desk. I took aim and was ready to fire when the security system kicked in. We were barraged with 500 water balloons. Damn kids!
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6It was just one of those days. The portable death ray couldn't be propped up on the balcony because SOMONE forgot to bring a three-prong extension chord. Good minions are hard to
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1for a new script from Charlie Kaufman in which he plays a writer who enters the head of his accountant to rewrite the history of Toaster Strudels. So compelling, he ignored all.
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5I slammed my book bag down. "Grandpa, time to take your medicine!" I approached the bed and pulled off the sheet. He had made a dummy out of pillows. "Wha?" then he jumped me.