Finished Folds (2501—2520)
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1. It was a real scorcher, we were making the floor boards jump and drinking the Coca-Cola and eating the free soda crackers. The band was possessed by the ghost of Cab Calloway.
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3and that also goes for me, see? I'm taking over this operation, see? So you can take your flunkies and dangle for all I care. I'll be the A-Number-Uno-Head-Cheese around here, see?
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8the land of bacon and sausages. Sparky, now an anthropomorphic dog, took to the hobo life. His master, Lisa, put out an all points Dragnet to bring him under her lead.
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5a petty tyrant.) The prince meanwhile, (great word meanwhile) was eating a nice fish and chips (tartar sauce on the side) wished (or pined) for a princess to dine (said meal.)
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5. A bead of sweat rolled down my nose. "You'll pay," a patron warned. The bartender reached under the bar and pulled out... a metal cash box. "I heards you cuss. 25 cents please."
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6"You see and the moral is..." "NEXT!" Aesop sighed. Where was the talent like the Tortoise and the Hare? Next up was a Fox holding some grapes. "THIS had better be good."
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4if they should exorcise the youth or excercise the youth. They finally decided to put the youth on The X-Factor. "...and she'll tease you, just to please you..." with loud shrieks.
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5he brought before the students of Hogwarts. "Introducing our new professor for the protection against the dark arts, Mr. Wizard of Oz." Flumoxed, Oz waved his hand and hoped
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6The Leviathan powers of the sea divided up the world like a extended game of Risk and we puny humans only occupied Madagascar. I only hope was to call upon Aqua Man and a megaphone
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3he had made an archelogical dig of our apartment. He catergorized every element connected to our break-up. He had 8x10 glossies of my underwear hanging on the shower rod.
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4Then I realized I was wearing my eyepatch on the wrong eye. Readjusting, I could see my goal. Mei-Mei squaked, "Sight for sore eyes, Squak!" I pulled my spy glass and saw
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9CEO of Staples glared at the Button's agent. "Pretty high talk for an inanimate object." The agent whined "Remember Failsafe? It was the Red Button. Panic Room? also there."
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3...You are five miles from your destination. Please take "The Yellow Brick Road" at the next exit. Continue for 2 miles until you reach the "Enchanted Forest." Witch Detour Ahead.
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4put flower petals in front of my path. The store fronts opened and they danced to my zydeco along with the frogs and the horses and the cats. The whole swamp was hopping.
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6We became the "Killer Crew" and performed on America's Got Talent. Sharon Osborne was our beacon. She got us to give up our murderous ways and just had us dance on the graves.
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6booked a flight to Hoboken and proceed to tear at the wing. The only witness was that guy from priceline. "We.. MUST... STOP... THAT GREMLIN!" I was reading the Sky Mall, so I
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4The spooky girl sat next to me on the train. I pretended to do a cryptic crossword. She whispered "Ever think that darkness is not the absence of light but a physical force?"
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1investing in aeroflot pre-cold war bombers. Stewardess would serve vodka and be able to preform a carpet straffing. Soviet-era propaganda posters appeared in Hot Topic stores.
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6Camels to be ironic. The Bovine SWAT team infiltrated the tie-dyed herd and caught the pot ruminating commies. "Moooove it!" the lead Red Bull bellowed.
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3she would put "Frank" on them. When Heather dissed her latest dress, Frank brought the gallows to bear. Her friends were more inclined to stay in her good graces. But the price was