Finished Folds (2521—2540)
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2his shoulder. He heard a whisper in his ear, "Does this bug you?" He whipped a 180. Still, the street was empty. Another whisper, "I'm not touching you." The man ran screaming.
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12Hello Foldingstory reader! I m a Prince who one the lotterie at my home country in Nigeria! Howevr, do two my prestiege I m not abel too get my winnings out of country. You! may be
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3But myself wouldn't listen. I would go onto the bed, put the head phones and blast My Chemical Romance at full volume. I couldn't hear myself think, which was the point. "Hey! Me!"
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8She only gave me a canned response. I decided to see a sweet 'french-cut' Valu-Pak on the side. If she found out, she would be green with envy. Truly, veggie-love knows no bounds.
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3the priest patted him on the back, gave him a cup of hot cocoa and said "There, there." Comforted, the warrior assassin decided to change his line of work to insurance sales. But
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2pushing things over. He started with garbage cans, cows, and folding chairs. He later could knock over minivans, lamp posts, and members of congress. He formed a gang of pushers.
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5he could make to the bathroom, but this time there was a large hole in the floor. He fell for ten feet. When he removed his sleep shields, he could see small red eyes in the dark.
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5"There he is again!" I stopped my DVR and looked at the paused screen. In the background, stood a man with a rucksack, cane, wire rimmed glasses, stripped shirt, and stocking cap.
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5"i fell into a peanut-shaped ring of fire!" I drawled at the Barbwire Bistro Road House. I tried to yodel quantum theory to these cowboys but they seemed more into their beer.
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8. She drew a bath, added scented beads, took off her robe, lit the candles and settled into a trashy romance. When she dropped the soap, the tub exploded and she crashed into the
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5plywood to be exact. Gepetto got the idea from 'This Old House.' I appreciate my durability but I am limited in my range of motion. I must talk to the gingerbread man about options
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3.... That was a good question. Why I never thought about it before. What would I say next? Let's try 'kumquat' or 'galoshes'. How about.... boom... boomerang! This is fun. Hmmm...
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3how she was raised by wolves and the ways of the forest. My mom would go on and on about the alpha males and hunting packs. (Blah. Blah. Blah.) A girl can take only so much.
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1peered up at the Raven. "I know, I know. Time to go to work." The cenobite stretched the cricks out his back and went down to punch his time card. "Late again." said Pinhead.
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2window. I twirled my Errol Flynn mustache, drew my rapier and proceeded to go to accounts receivable. The security approached me with crossbows drawn. I flung myself from the
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3for you argue when be friends for all time? Heart place rainbows appear yes?" The cat winked at us with its anime eyes, flashed a peace sign, and disappeared in a puff of pink dust
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2As I rode the wild goat through the New Guinea jungles, I heard the natives snicker behind my back. I turned and saw that they hopped into a Range Rover and drove away. This sucks.
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4is the discarded tissues of Lady Gaga. To have her kleenex indexed in mylar bags would be heaven. Her trash is protected by armed guards, so I must be careful. I bring a grapple.
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7bad dog! stop centrifuging weapons grade uranium! no snausage snack for you!" A green glow crept from the hydrangeas. "Oppie, Don't force me to call the EPA!" yelled Bob. Growling,
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6When I was that age, everthing was cul. The Transformers were cul. The internet was cul. My cereal shaped like little cookies was cul. Then one day, I realized it was sik.