Finished Folds (2541—2560)
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4it came out "eeennnkaeeeee?" I tried to reach for the wasabi but arms felt like rubber sausages. My vision was trailing colors. I heard her say muffled, "Arrreee youuuu ohhhkay?"
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4skeletons popped out the closet and dancing to the trumpet with an old vaudville show stopper. I said, "Feet don't fail me now!" and jumped out of my boots. I busted through a door
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3I decided I would climb the Himilayas to get away from her. The sherpas carried my comic books, microwave, PS3, and Mountain Dew. I was prepared to get out of that basement.
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4a meeting of the Society of Made-up People. Richard Bachman took the minutes. Just as they were planning to rule the world, Agent Scarn and Manatee PI busted the operation.
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4acme of human endevor. Not since the Sistine chapel has creative expression been so close to Godliness. We few who practice Web design are an elite breed of artist. Worship us now.
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7Potato. She knew it was a frame up when he saw his hands leaving the crime scene. She had only one chance for revenge. She took with her a masher, a peeler and a fry basket.
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4Have you been in prison for more than five years? Do you have cash flow problems? Would you be willing to bilk old ladies out of millions of dollars?" The Eharmony survey was
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6have a guru slap you hard across the face. This sudden trama removed my ego from the universe thus I could travel the middle path. He would do it early in the morning so I would be
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6members of Parliament, under royal decree, would put their right foot in and shake all about. Advisers spun the situation and debated if that was what it was all about.
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6y used "ALL CAPS" which made them SNAP as they danced to the BALLROOM BLITZ!!! And the girl in the corner said it was FRIGHTENING and his teeth needed WHITENING! Oh yea yea yeah!
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3tail pipe of my 1965 Mustang. Now, when I revved up the engine, I got a piercing whistle that would awake the neighborhood.
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2They told me it meant "Lots of Love" so when my girlfriend's Grandmother passed away, I sent her a message that said I would always be there for her. LOL She responded by
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20out of cardboard and construction paper. She stood them up in various places in her house and pretended they were her BFFs. She made large scrapbooks of their "adventures."
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1and I'm Batman. Kapow! But I don't like carrots unless they are with that Toy Story cheese and mac because I like the shapes except for Mr. Potato. Did you I will be 5 next week?
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3juggle those pins liked we used to." I looked into her moist brown eyes. "But without you at the Ren Fest, I'm nobody." She looked away. "You just dropped the ball and I must go."
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3. It is in the best interest of all parties involved that Marine recruits should be allowed high teas, doilies and absolutely capital tri-cornered hats. As a Drill Sergeant, you
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8I looked at the story board. Would Mr. Downey Jr be able to play a Zombie Sherlock Holmes? Sure, he was a big star and zombies were in, but the Arthur Conan Doyle estate is
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1." Kenny Rogers hissed at Loggins, "You got the wrong man. I was gambling on the river with that Sax man." "Kenny-G?" "Yea, he walked away from the table before the deal was done."
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2nose. "I am looking for something in a size 52 and inflatable." he said with an air of hautiness. I was serving a "boutique" clown. "Do you have French Seltzer, vintage 1967?"
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1they looked at me askance. "Hey, guys 'sup?" My friends backed away as the school bell rang. "What happend?" I wondered. My classmates were whispering in small groups around me.