Finished Folds (2561—2580)
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2post Tool's schism on the internet. I mean that band is the bee's knees. It just so swell daddy-o. I like to be in front of my mirror and do jazz hands to industrial rap-metal.
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4. Cher tried to make of Joke about it. "You haven't had a bite in days so you bit him?" The camera men pulled back as Sonny completed his transformation into a werewolf.
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6I quickly whipped up a batch of "sore loser" appetizers: sour grapes, sour cream and lemon rind on a ritz. I offered him a sample to see if he would get the hint. The face he made
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10Nobody bought the 50 lbs. bag of groats at the whole foods market. It had been placed way in the back behind the flax seed crumpets. There, it sprouted tendrils and became sentient
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3Hey there Dapper Dan! You like a smooth operator who can rub two coins together. I get a little dealeo for you. (You know what I'm sayin'?) Its easy-peasy lemon-squeezy. Hey!
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5in black crayon and primitive child-like scratchings it tells me I should keep a stiff upper lip and look on the bright side. My goth dreams always give cheerful self-help advice.
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5Ghurtvin came up with this maneuver during New Jersey's Great Molasses Riots of 1910 against the Pinkertons. It fluxomed the mayor and brought Taft's comeuppance. Oh murder!
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8and this is the most difficult part, I need you to talk to mama, been calling for you for weeks. With a few simple rules, this hit will go off as planned. Now for time and place,
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0It was a bad trip. While my roommate felt he was made of ether exploring cosmic rifts of the psyche, I felt two-dimensional and plastic.
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6"if you understand what I am saying?" All of her statements ended with a questionmark, as if she was unsure anything. "My name is Mabel? I live in Portsmouth?" The inflection was
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7book he had ever read. It was Green Eggs and Ham. He felt hounded like that guy. They wanted him to blog in the rain or on a train, with a fox, or a box, here or there, everywhere.
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10Steve Jobs awoke from a restful nap in first class. The plane had dipped to a 80 degree angle. "Someone must have left their IPad on." he pondered. He leapt into action.
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5A padded cell did allow me to have some "me" time. I could get my goals all sorted out. Number one on the agenda was how can I scratch my nose in a strait-jacket? Two: Lunch.
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7lit a cig and flipped up the collar on his leather jacket "Jack and Jill went up the hill, yeah!" "Um, what do you think of the current recession?" "Hickory, Dickory, Doc, Woah!"
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4On my death bed I begged not to die. I wouldn't see the ending to "Breaking Bad." I would never see "The Hobbit", "Avengers Assemble," or "Person of Interest." So much in life!
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2I sat back trying to understand the chatter I was getting from the cyber cafe in Fargo, ND. I contacted my bosses at the NSA. We sent a blackbag operation to take out the CODs.
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4He played Delta Blues in front of MickeyD's. "My life has been ground up and slapped on the grill. Patty, I need a spice to keep up my fill." Patty handed him a sausage meal.
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5deep in the engine room. "I canna get the power up to full steam! I'm giving it all shes got!" If a customer asked for an espresso, he would tilt to the left screaming red alert.
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5on behalf of Sand Mason's Local 37. The major question was if recompense could be rewarded for damages of structures that would erode in property values by the next tide. The jury
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4When Mala was in a rage her hair would stand out like a dandelion puff. We would wear rubber galoshes and gloves to protect us from her Tesla blue lighting arcs. We never had TV.