Finished Folds (2681—2700)
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3I stared at the emoticon for a minute. Why did Galileo end his treatsie on the planets with a :P ? Maybe was hinting to some darker conspiracy :\
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1Sighing, I put a bookmark in New Moon and stretched. I guess I'll have to save the world, again. I flew out the window. Ho-hum, another alien bent on earth's destruction. Lazily,
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4He showed me a variety of paint chips. "What do you think the best color is for a rec room? Taupe Desert Wind or Azure Requiem Dream?" Eyes glazing over, I stumbled into the mixer.
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2Gotham. And then GI Joe was there "Kapow! Kapow!" and He-Man showed up and brought his sword. And was like, "POWER OF GREYSKULL!" But Godzilla was ready for that and took Batman
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0purses, one for everyday of the week. Then, she decided she needed a purse for each holiday, and then one for every hour of the day. Her compulsive satchel shopping caused her
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4not? I pondered all the possibilities. That's it. I am quitting my job and pulling up stakes and moving to Brazil to become a coffee farmer. Waiting for the bus, I discovered
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5"That's great, but next time with more feeling." I saw Kool-Aid Man retreat to his trailer. He was one of the old boys, a real hard worker, but his repertoire was limited. I hoped
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2also add thyme, vinegar and kosher salt. Place it in the refrigerator for at least an hour. The brine can also be used for the preservation severed body parts but requires a larger
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2gusto. I pretended the rest of my brown bag lunch was warriors. I vanquished my Ninja carrot sticks and conquered my Viking potato chips. The lunchroom monitor approached me.
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2. She said it was a mix of concrete, to keep the height, and suet, to feed the birds. The fad of highrise-bird house dos was popular in Europe, but hadn't hit the States. Until,
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6took no notice of me, eyeing the retail gal at Claire's. This rent-a-cop was no help. Someone must know the truth! The Mall of America was being run by an elusive gang of
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5My wit became slim. Man, what was I going to do? FoldingStory was my life. Truly, da bomb! I knew I had to change on the double.Which way could I go?
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3We found him there, facedown on the keyboard. An impression of a fist was on the back of his head. I pulled out my note-pad. "Mr. C. Norris is coming down hard on these trolls."
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3(Breath) hhhhhh. The crowd was doing the wave, but Bert was having no part of it. His legs hurt and some guy had a foam-rubber #1 in his face. He looked up at the Jumbotron. There,
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8On his fiesta red plate was a hard-boiled egg, a stalk of celery, and a jar of mayo. The Garçon made a sweeping motion "Oui, Egg Salad Deconstructed. Bon Appetit!"
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2I brought box home from the J. M. Barrie's estate action. It was ornately filigreed with nautical motifs. Upon opening, I discovered it contained the shadow of a small boy.
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1Aunt Milly's East German upbringing. The top prize for the family talent show went to his older sister, Gladys, who was able to perform Flight of the Bumblebee on a Jew's Harp.
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4stood the host. With a wave his handkerchief, he motioned,"Now!" We all rushed to the waiting chairs. Fights broke out. Jeeves, chairless, left the party. "Play the music again!"
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4my willingness to accept gifts at face value. I looked down at the mummified gerbil remains. The old man said it would bring me luck, like a rabbit's foot, but I wasn't so sure.
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4all the way around like an owl. The strange man then pulled a crucifix out of a leather bag. "Out Fowl Spirit!" Laura blinked. "Don't you see I just need a cup of coffee? Jeez."