Finished Folds (2661—2680)
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2thought how things were much simpler back on the farm milking cows. Kent went to his happy place as the moon sucked into a black hole. "Whoops, chilled there a moment." he thought.
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6give me the cold shoulder. I'm going to take this over your head." Sally grabbed a PA mike. "Shoppers! does anyone know how to make a decent hummus around here?" Security busted
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1it was kind of icky and it was everywhere. It would take gallons of ice water to clean up this mess. So I washed my hands of the whole thing and went forth to a brighter future.
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5(the fruit, not the bird.) you would gain the knowlege of good and evil and feel embarrassed in swimming pool locker rooms. The Bird of Paradise would escort you to the wilderness
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5was master of trampoline exorcisms. I knew it was possessed by the duct tape red pentagram on the canvas. I grabbed my holy water, put on my crash helmet, and sprung into action.
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6filled it out in triplicate. He brought the form to Gazebo, Dark Lord of Bureaucracy. "Peter I'm afraid you'll stay here, but your dog can go. All dogs go to heaven. Next." Miffed,
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7dark alley. I removed the Role-Playing Game off my back. It was a rare Tunnels and Trolls first edition from 1976. Why an arms dealer would have one was anyone's guess.
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4brand name has swept into the lives of 12-15 demographic! I have kept the rare ones in 3mm mylar envelopes for future investments! Not since beanie babies have I known true love!
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3Sam tapped Arianna on the shoulder. She smiled through her tears. "Why did you come back to me after all this time?" "I just stepped out for some cigs and a 6-pack. Chips?"
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4As an amnesiac murder suspect, you might want to make a list to get your mind organized. 1. Gun 2. Everyone is dead 3. Wait... um huh? Okay um... 1. Gun 2. Everyone Dead 3...
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2invite the best hunters in the land to a swell bbq. The farmer prince told of his plight of missing one of his rare maroon gators. It had escaped into the fairy bayou. A reward was
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2I reread my fortune. "To follow the righteous path, one hast to look at one's shoes." My shoes were musty Birkenstocks. My path would be uphill and require Gorp.
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3radicchio. We were kleptovores, we only ate what we could steal. The excitment of evading the cops with a purloined polska kielbasa is a feeling that can't be described.
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2be terrified, until I realized that by my own calculations, that the world already ended ten years ago. The day I broke up with Jane. The universe I live in now, is really just
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4On my trip to Jupiter, they put me in suspended animation. They told me I would sleep for the six year trip. Unfortunately, I was awake the entire time with only my mind as company
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3I pulled up my coveralls and waded into the swampy waters. I followed a phosphorescent will-o-the-wisp past the moss covered trees to the ghost house. My blunderbuss felt heavy.
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3american cheese, ketchup, and mayo. I drink celery soda right out of the can! No straw! I'm a wild man! My penny loafers are shiny! Check it out! Who needs a toupee? Skin is in!
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4the angles wood come down too earth with thar firey rath. He gave a ded batery to his kid bro and his mess of beer cans to sis. 3 days later, nothing happened. He was mite sore.
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2I booted it up and chatted with some guy who was also bored with school. He talked to me about the devil and other Ouija stuff. I realized then my desktop was unplugged.
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3salsa, it's my favorite brand. However, I opened up a a bistro in New York city, I recieved death threats from the company. They claimed I stole their secret recipe. Salsa hitmen