Finished Folds (2701—2720)
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3cellophane. If I talked to anyone for any amount of time, I would became invisible. My monotone voice allowed me to eat a free meal anywhere. No one could recall I was there.
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4I stumbled to the sink. What happened? There was a lipstick smear on the drinking glass. On the bed, a Gideon bible laid open to the book of Job. I could only remember
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5We decided then and there to be "hicksters." We would sit on hay bales and argue about the philosophy of Hee-Haw. Who was pickin and who was grinnin? I played acoustic banjo in
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5and yelled down, "Feel the lash of The Crimson Slash!" I struggled with my tights as I fell down the stairs. (Where's my cowl?) By the time I got there, the thugs and the old lady
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1har. We at that border patrol don't like any alien no matter whar they from. Just stop looking at me with those big black almond eyes and skoodle back to your aluminum frisbee.
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2. We budgies had to stick together. I was concerned that Guido might be a stool pigeon. I caught him whispering to his reflection. Somewhere there was a cat with his name on it.
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5that." Thinking quickly, I shoved two stalks up my cheeks. "Look, I'm a walrus, ark! ark!" My performance art bamboozled the clerk and I went on produce pilfering.
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10He rubbed his goatee peering at her black leotard over his espresso. She grabbed his beret and flung it. "You just hate me because I want to dig the world always!" Beatniks were
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4us instantly in a completely unforseen event. The plot left tattered in ribbons, we searched existentially for another story to fit in. Saddly, 4-year old Timmy followed us.
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3part of the dashing young dirigible pilot. The started filming the aerodrome scenes at first light. He stood proudly at the helm as the Hindenburg rose in morning mists. His love,
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1er to the other side of the street. "Hey ladies! Check out my Python!" Nobody fell for his pick-up line and the snake kept escaping its leash. Maybe, if he walked an ostrich, then
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2His bulk momentarily blotted the sun. Iz, Super-Ukulele man, was flying somewhere over the rainbow. Using the power of good vibes he hoped to stop the eruption.
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4the fun house at Uncle Cliff's Familyland in Albuquerque. The day-glow clown mouth entrance was truly an enhanced feature. My partner did the interior in neo-classical. Our client
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6a piece of surgical tubing and a discarded emergency generator. Using a dash of cough syrup and anti-freeze, I was able to emulate the Blu Razzleberry Slushi. I hoped my MacGyver
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5The Tuesday that the Anything boxes arrived for everyone was the day that civilization, as we know it, ended. By Thursday,
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5them again! But it was too late, the spinsters spun him into a cabled variegated knit cocoon made of home-combed natural alpaca. A bit of an overkill, but the crook was festooned
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4Pushing his way through advance Oragami, he was able to make folds in space and time. He could open a door and pick up some milk in his pajamas, Problems occured with distance.
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6time she hit five green lights in a row. It was the little things that made her happy, like when her cat dragged in a dead possum for approval or the time she climbed the
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4Floyd turned to his muse. She was watching "The Price is Right" on a bean bag sipping a Fresca. "Oh now you need me." she mumbled. "Okay, stranger in town, yadda-yadda, go."
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6"Get Bob here." Lord Drak looked down at his army of minions and sighed. Who in R&D thought it was a good idea to give ninjas jet packs? Stealth and rocket power just didn't mix.