Finished Folds (2841—2860)
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6were her prized possesion. However, a freak earthquake went through El Paso, TX, causing her etch-a-sketch art to dissapear. Her only hope for her fix was to place old stamps on
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6Finally, an econimist strolled out with a magic marker. "Since zeroes equal nothing, let's just cut off the last six numbers from the national debt." Congress applauded.
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0the unconscious thug. The mayor read. "Hello, this is from Batman. Do you like me? Check 1 for yes and for no."
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6my handiwork. DIY plastic surgery was a piece of cake. The things you could with liquid nails, caulk and a Home Depot account. Pinch the skin back with a few staples and Viola!
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3It was a Domino's Pizza, (check out for coupon in today's newspaper!) I drunk a Mountain Dew Code Red and got on my Nokia to complain about product placement in the media.
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3frog? Was it that obvious? I had freted about all the various STDs and AIDS, but kissing a frog was never in the pamphlet. Utterly deflated, I moved out to a lily pad.
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4bits and put them on his malt-o-meal. She shipped him off to school with frankfurter and peanut butter sandwiches. Hooked, He decided to hijack the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile.
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2There was a knock on the door. I opened it and there was mom covered in clotted earth. "Ever think for one moment I was only SLEEPING? Where's your father?" I was so grounded.
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4they could proudly wear Casio digital watches with mini-calculator, stop watch, and alarm. Living on the edge, they ditched their pocket protectors and slide rules. The students
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5"Your enquires on the audio version of Betty Crocker's 'How to Serve Man on a Budget' has been sent to the appropriate representatives. Please wait two weeks for reply." He sighed,
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5further down the road. Looking back he saw a small fire had started and proceeded to follow the trail of petrol leading to himself. At this point, he realized to start running.
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6. Like chronologically the time is always 'Now' so what's the point of thinking about the future so much?" The way he ticked and talked and toked, I wanted to punch this clock.
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6. Unfortunately, I stumbled into an Australians' Abroad meeting, a promotional group for the land down under. They handed me a Foster's and a vegemite sandwich. I tried to explain
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4. "Roger, Roger. What is the clearance, Clarence?" Roger and Clarence, tired of Shirley's puns, left their aviation careers that day. They became a zoo crew duo, Rog and the C.
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5We understand that when you signed off as an organ donor you assumed you had to be deceased before the operation. Now, with modern medicine, we can remove it premortem. Hold still.
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4vodka table-tennis, the Russian version of beer pong. It was harder with shot glasses. Putin's bunker also had a disco ball, shark tank, and complete wall mural of himself posing
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3bunny popped up. Roberta swerved but could not avoid its giagantic bright pink nose. Startled, the monstrosity bounded onto a nearby self-service station. BOING! FOOOOM!
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6can't use my expertise to create beautiful high rises. It was just a matter of prefabricating an apartment unit and then stacking them Jenga style by crane. The Architecture Digest
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3Franklin laid some rifts on his glass harmonica. The French Ladies-in-Waiting were swooning to his clever slides. Ben crooned "Anybody want a revolution, baby?" Adams sneered.
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4Your cousin used the freezer as his personal bachelor pad using the veggies as throw pillows. Just finished seven gallons of spaghetti sauce in frost proof baggies, he's got to go.